Slabovian Battle Of The Wits

The General Won The Battle

My Daddy, The General, will be challenging Trotter Trimmer Ian Price to a Slabovian Battle Of Wits this Friday (13th Feb) at 5pm.

Ian Price has tried to start a revolution on SlabSpace and will now face the full wrath of my daddy, The General.

The showdown will take place via an online chat on SlabSpace.

All citizens are ordered to attend the battle and show their support for my dad, our great leader.

Slabovian Battle Of Wits – How To Play

Slabovian Battle Of The Wits are based on three simple rules:

· Potato must challenge Mud
· Mud must challenge Rock
· Rock must challenge Potato

Through the chat function on SlabSpace players will post their insult about their opponents potatoes/mud/rocks. Then the adjudicator (The General’s Son) will approve the insult and score it. The challenger will then rebuttal with their comeback. Again the General’s Son will approve and score. The insult/comeback with the highest score wins the round.

The Rules of Play are as follows:

· Slabovian Battle Of The Wits are 2 player games (Head to Head)
· The General’s Son will adjudicate all Battles.
· Battle’s Of The Wits will last for best of 5 rounds.
· Each round will consist of one insult and one comeback.
· Players will post their insult about their opponent’s potatoes/mud/rocks.
· The General’s Son will then approve and score the insult.
· The challenging opponent will then rebuttal with their comeback.
· The General’s Son will approve and score the comeback.
· The insult/comeback with the highest score wins that round.
· If The General’s Son does not approve the insult/comeback that insult/comeback will lose the round.
· Players have 15 seconds to rebuttal to an insult, if they do not rebuttal in time the insulter wins the round
· Players can only use an insult or comeback once per game
· NO WESTERN SWEARS WILL BE USED AT ANY TIMES OR PLAYERS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
· NO OTHER COMRADES ARE ALLOWED TO POST A COMMENT ON THE CHAT FUNCTION WHILE BATTLES ARE BEING PLAYED

And Remember

· Potato insults must challenge Mud insults
· Mud insults must challenge Rock insults
· Rock insults must challenge Potato insults

Example:

Round 1

Player 1: Your Potatoes taste of cheese

General's Son: Insult Approved Score 6

Player 2: Your Rocks are small and smooth

General's Son: Comeback Approved Score 8 Round one goes to Player 2

Battle Score 0-1

Round 2

Player 2: Your rocks look like eggs

General's Son: Insult approved score 7

Player 1: Your Mud is dry

General's Son: Comeback Approved Score 4 Player 2 wins round 2

Battle Score 0-2

and so on

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Comment by knockacrateopopoff on February 13, 2009 at 6:17pm

jim sits, to watch the master at his game....!

Comment by Maik on February 13, 2009 at 4:40pm

Thankyou. I look forward to seeing this foolish westerner crushed!

Comment by The General's Son on February 13, 2009 at 4:38pm

It will open in 5 mins Maik, but once the game is under way at 5pm only The General And Ian Price will be allowed to chat. Everyone else must watch. Then the chat function will be available to you.

Comment by Maik on February 13, 2009 at 4:32pm

How do I get onto this online chat thing?

Comment by The Tractor Magnet on February 13, 2009 at 3:04pm

I wanna play too. Can we do this every friday?

Comment by Kierkegaard on February 12, 2009 at 10:44am

General Schmerdiakov will annihilate this western fool

Comment by The Tractor Magnet on February 11, 2009 at 9:55am

Nice one, I haven't seen a good battle of wits for a while now. I used to be quite good at Slabograd Primary School.

Comment by Fyodor Popov on February 10, 2009 at 2:53pm

Show him what we are made of big fella

Comment by Professor Antonov Poll on February 10, 2009 at 1:41pm

Might I offer the General Schmerdiakov Memorial Lecture Hall at the State Approved University of Slabovia as the venue for this auspicious event?

Comment by Alyska on February 9, 2009 at 9:43pm

Oh my goat, What can I say...

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