Fear The Rabbit Day

Be afraid, be very afraid comrades as it is Fear The Rabbit Day. On this day we prepare our defences for attack from the evil Easter bunny.

The only way to defend yourself against this big eared, fluffy killing machine is to throw your Slabovian Eggs at him.

The Easter bunny has its origin in pre-Christian fertility lore. The Hare and the rabbit were considered the most fertile animals and served as symbols of the new life during the Spring season and the bringer of Fear to Slabovia.

The bunny as an Easter symbol seems to have its origins in Germany, where it was first mentioned in German writings in the 1500s. The first edible Easter bunnies were made in Germany during the early 1800s and were made of pastry and sugar. It was at this time that the West decided to capture the Easter Bunny and use him as a weapon against Slabovia.

They send this eveil Easter Bunny every Easter Sunday, which is the most important feast in the West’s Christian year. Christian’s believe that Jesus was resurrected from the dead two days after his crucifixion and celebrate this on Easter Sunday, two days after Good Friday.

Easter Sunday is not fixed to the calendar, a cunning plan by the west to fool our defences. But the Ministry of Information has discovered that Easter falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon on or after March 21st.

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Comment by StupidSheep on April 12, 2009 at 12:43pm

EAT EGG RABBIT!
*throws :O egg*

Comment by StupidSheep on April 10, 2009 at 3:22pm

My Insane eggs will make the evil creature squirm!
I shall do my duty to The General, and Slabovia...

Comrade StupidSheep

Comment by General Schmerdiakov on April 9, 2009 at 12:35pm

Prepare the defence

Comment by Jimbobic Mcgouenicovicov on April 4, 2009 at 8:28pm

Ve must beat thees eevil monster like a mashed potato, before unleashing it on a mission to assassinate Mr obama (boohissboo).
It nearly succeeded with Carter...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident

Comment by emily-ann on March 31, 2009 at 11:29am

Rabbits are evil (cry)

Comment by snowball on March 30, 2009 at 9:06pm

:O

Comment by Comrade Rebel on March 26, 2009 at 10:09am

EEKS!

How dares this Bunny?
Scary..

Comment by Kurtle on March 17, 2009 at 3:38am

Uh oh!!!

Comment by PaddoBoy on March 15, 2009 at 11:25pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh8U5lYbAEY&feature=PlayList&p=FB2CA644625B0A62&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=4