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A gift for the General's Son (in State Approved wrapping). Greetings to you Dictator in Waiting, may you enjoy all the season brings (at least until your father returns that is).

Not secretly watching you nor nuffink - Grusha. xxx

Rating: 5/5 stars
Tags: a, day, gift, give
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Location: Under the influence (no need for mistletoe).

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Fyodor Popov Comment by Fyodor Popov on January 7, 2009 at 11:39am
That's class, you've got the latest edition as well. I thought the only copy was available in the Ministry of Propaganda archives.
Grusha Comment by Grusha on December 29, 2008 at 10:07pm
I shall attempt to perfect the 'Benski Salute' onlt then will I consider myself worthy of saluting you in the manner you deserve General's Son. Thank you for the potatoes, I must now befriend a licker in line with your father's orders.

You have sharp eyes comrade Klayer, I suspect a pre-emptive (pre-emptive to my being accepted to SASA) move by an agent of 'Kermit' and the infamous Pigs in Space programme.
Unless by "weird looking" you meant my cardigan - that was a Give a Gift Day present from Mr Grusha. He exhibits fine Slabovian taste I think.
Stefan Benski Comment by Stefan Benski on December 29, 2008 at 8:38pm
I is soooooooooooo jealous. Wish I had a picture book of tractors...... or pickles.
The General's Son Comment by The General's Son on December 27, 2008 at 3:37pm
Comrade Grusha, what a gift! I have heard of this magazine - now I have one! I have left you a bag of potatoes in your field as a show of appreciation! I have been trailblazing the streets of Slabograd in my new tractor - salute if you see me (remember, I'm in charge while my dad sleeps... oh, and I'm having a next year's eve party --- be sure to attend!)

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We have one problem though comrades, due to the lack of freedom of speech laws I have passed we have no films to show. All citizens are now ordered to make Slabovian Short Films and upload them to SlabSpace tagging them ‘Slabobuster’ to be shown at the festival. See the Slabovian Film Festival Event for more details.

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A potential comrade love interest will come to you today and destroy your self confidence. Bizarrely, you will attempt a counter-strike by trimming your pigs trotters. Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. You can't star in your own communist television show if you're a no-talented idiot. Just something to keep in mind - no particular reference to you. Oink!

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