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At 12:24pm on May 11, 2009, Nietzsche said…: I is fines. Was very busy with bigs celebrity TV appearance! Any you, comrade? Bojemoi.

At 4:32pm on April 6, 2009, General Schmerdiakov said…: Then I shall take your word for it......for now comrade.

But I will be watching you and comrade Amy Khan.

At 3:36pm on April 6, 2009, Amy Khan said…: I is good

we be quites about zees informations

could gets into trouble wiz zee old general

At 2:14pm on April 6, 2009, General Schmerdiakov said…: Greetings comrade Mattie,

You is wise to inform me of your love for now you shall avoid any kind of punishment (for the foreseeable future).

And I loves ruling you Mattie

Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov

At 2:06pm on January 10, 2009, Bigov said…: comrade Mattie, bojemoi and welcome to Slabovia, i see you r a rock counter, tough job, my father wished me to follow in his footsteps as a rock counter, but i didn't have the skills to count past 6, he was disappointed but i has made him proud, winning state-approved top model title

At 6:05pm on January 9, 2009, Meekski said…: Greets comrade! I see you are a tree-sitter... I used to be until I fell from the branch. Now I am too scared to tree sit.

At 4:27pm on January 9, 2009, General Schmerdiakov said…: Bojemoi comrade Mattie. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. I have just awoken from my two week snooze after my Give A Present Day lunch and I am still very grouchy, but welcome to SlabSpace.

I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard a grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.

This month all citizens must inform me of their New Year Resolutions and have them State-Approved. I demand to know what stuff your planning for the year ahead. The Slabovian National Sex Exam is also taking place this week and will continue throughout the month of January. All must pass this exam to successfully go through puberty.

My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...