Western Women

[Maik]

I start today's slablog with a quote from the mystic pig's current reading:

"To love is to show someone how ridiculous you can be when you let your guard down."

This is correct.

Do help Slabovia, my past has made the rather unpleasant decision of catching up with me. I have, undeniably, had my fair share of relationships with the western women, one of which includes my new western love's friend. It seems that western social protocol forbid that me and the new girl see each other. Especially with news that her other friend likes me.

Eugh, this situation has me in a deep state of malcontent. Do impart your wisdom Slabovians...

[Comrade Saint]

It shall indeed... I have tried this many times, but have weakness for the women and so am married many times over. Thank mighty general for his relaxed bigamy laws

[Maik]

I will try this idea Comrade.
The intense manliness of this should do the trick!

[Comrade Saint]

Comrade, you must assert yourself in this situation.
Rip off your state-approved shirt and shovel potatos at the state-approved speed of light, then watch as they fight between themselves over your ability to feed large family.