The Epic Quest for Ultimate Epicness Part II
Hello there,
I Be StupidSheep.
I have not posted recently due to reasons out of my control. Such as CRAZY LEG EATING RABBITS WITH GREEN TONGUES!
Anyways, I was wandering out of the tomb of Comrade Stumpinunski, when I worked out the puzzle...
...but I did not know where to go.
Thats when I saw a complex trail. I was following the road signs for some time until I eventually got to a yellow tree, which was surrounded by mud. I stripped down to my swimwear, and then swapped it for some briefs and leather boots. I dived into the stinky bog (It was beautiful, you must go there sometime, but be careful! It is in Outer Slabovia!) and began to swim to the yellow tree. I don't know why I did this, but I did.
I eventually covered the distance, and clambered out. My briefs had turned a strange shade of red, or that could just be the fact that several Slabovian frogs had bitten at my eyelids...
...Anyways, I found a strange creature huddling at the bottom of the tree. He started telling me to climb up the tree, and get the next cryptic clue! I asked him his address, so I could send him a postcard once I gained Ultimate Epicness, and it turned out to be:
86 Manor Road, Askern, Doncaster.
His name was Benn Gwatkin.
It turned out to be a Westerner, so I ate it raw. Anyways I clambered up the yellow tree, and found a dead cow nestling in the branches. I began to wonder how it got there, but then realised I didn't care. I slit it open, and found a magnetic board within. On this board were magnetic letters! They were in an anagram.
It said:
DRAOGASLB
Can you work it out?
If so, please tell me in a comment!
StupidSheep
I Be StupidSheep.
I have not posted recently due to reasons out of my control. Such as CRAZY LEG EATING RABBITS WITH GREEN TONGUES!
Anyways, I was wandering out of the tomb of Comrade Stumpinunski, when I worked out the puzzle...
...but I did not know where to go.
Thats when I saw a complex trail. I was following the road signs for some time until I eventually got to a yellow tree, which was surrounded by mud. I stripped down to my swimwear, and then swapped it for some briefs and leather boots. I dived into the stinky bog (It was beautiful, you must go there sometime, but be careful! It is in Outer Slabovia!) and began to swim to the yellow tree. I don't know why I did this, but I did.
I eventually covered the distance, and clambered out. My briefs had turned a strange shade of red, or that could just be the fact that several Slabovian frogs had bitten at my eyelids...
...Anyways, I found a strange creature huddling at the bottom of the tree. He started telling me to climb up the tree, and get the next cryptic clue! I asked him his address, so I could send him a postcard once I gained Ultimate Epicness, and it turned out to be:
86 Manor Road, Askern, Doncaster.
His name was Benn Gwatkin.
It turned out to be a Westerner, so I ate it raw. Anyways I clambered up the yellow tree, and found a dead cow nestling in the branches. I began to wonder how it got there, but then realised I didn't care. I slit it open, and found a magnetic board within. On this board were magnetic letters! They were in an anagram.
It said:
DRAOGASLB
Can you work it out?
If so, please tell me in a comment!
StupidSheep
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Comment by StupidSheep on July 8, 2009 at 8:19pm -
Ahh but Comrade Saint, do you not know what happens in part 3?
StupidSheep
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Comment by Comrade Saint on July 7, 2009 at 7:54am - Is nice, comrade, but not enough tractors.
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Comment by StupidSheep on July 4, 2009 at 1:55pm
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Maik! You are such a geenimoose!
Would you like to join me on my Epic Quest?
StupidSheep
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Comment by Maik on July 3, 2009 at 8:17pm - Slabograd methinks?
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