Slabovia vs Elfy the Elf - 5th January

[Elfy the Elf]

The date of the Trial of the Century has been set - the 5th January. The People's Republic of Slabovia versus Elfy the Elf. I have chosen my crack team of defence lawyers - the first ever in Slabovia - and now I hope for them to argue for my freedom. At last I will have my day in court!

[James Inglis Der neue Führer]

i wll be with you please state your plea

[Truckles]

It seems that comrade Alyska and I are the only ones holding true Slobovian spirit! I hope the General docks your lawyers their rock rations for one week for defending someone against our noble and potatoey nation.

Trials. Who needs trials when the General is always right?

[Wilson]

don't worry dear elf'y top ranking defense attorney will get you through this!
I has obviously won some cases to get to this rank!

[Stefan Benski]

Grow a beard comrade..... good facial hair... that's my advice for yous little comrade.

[Santa Claus]

That present was, errr, lost in the post. What would you have wanted a gallon of brandy for anyway? And besides, delivering all of those presents is thirsty work!

[Elfy the Elf]

Hopefully you wont be there you traitor. You still owe me a present from 1996!

[Santa Claus]

Ho Ho Ho. Elfy, in the highly unlikely event of your being let free, I'd prefer it if you stayed away from Lapland for a bit. Obviously there is tension between us and I don't want it to upset Mrs Claus.

But good luck anyway! You seem to have some good people representing you in the Slabovian court...

[Alyska]

So its you versus Slabovia eh? You have already declared that you are against our glorious country!

Slabovian Justice is like our Potatoes. Hard, firm, cold and great boiled.

[Meekski]

So what's you angle? insanity? surely that is a prerequisite of being slabovian?