Slabovia vs Elfy the Elf - 5th January
The date of the Trial of the Century has been set - the 5th January. The People's Republic of Slabovia versus Elfy the Elf. I have chosen my crack team of defence lawyers - the first ever in Slabovia - and now I hope for them to argue for my freedom. At last I will have my day in court!
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Comment by James Inglis Der neue Führer on January 1, 2009 at 8:55pm - i wll be with you please state your plea
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Comment by Truckles on December 27, 2008 at 11:03am -
It seems that comrade Alyska and I are the only ones holding true Slobovian spirit! I hope the General docks your lawyers their rock rations for one week for defending someone against our noble and potatoey nation.
Trials. Who needs trials when the General is always right?
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Comment by Wilson on December 26, 2008 at 7:14pm
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don't worry dear elf'y top ranking defense attorney will get you through this!
I has obviously won some cases to get to this rank!
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Comment by Stefan Benski on December 24, 2008 at 5:32pm - Grow a beard comrade..... good facial hair... that's my advice for yous little comrade.
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Comment by Santa Claus on December 24, 2008 at 12:54pm - That present was, errr, lost in the post. What would you have wanted a gallon of brandy for anyway? And besides, delivering all of those presents is thirsty work!
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Comment by Elfy the Elf on December 24, 2008 at 12:26pm - Hopefully you wont be there you traitor. You still owe me a present from 1996!
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Comment by Santa Claus on December 24, 2008 at 12:15pm
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Ho Ho Ho. Elfy, in the highly unlikely event of your being let free, I'd prefer it if you stayed away from Lapland for a bit. Obviously there is tension between us and I don't want it to upset Mrs Claus.
But good luck anyway! You seem to have some good people representing you in the Slabovian court...
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Comment by Alyska on December 23, 2008 at 7:12pm -
So its you versus Slabovia eh? You have already declared that you are against our glorious country!
Slabovian Justice is like our Potatoes. Hard, firm, cold and great boiled.
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Comment by Meekski on December 22, 2008 at 5:18pm - So what's you angle? insanity? surely that is a prerequisite of being slabovian?
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