Prom tiddly om prom. Pom Pom

[Quentin Whistleton - Thynne ( Col Rtd )]

Now look here Slabbo old boy. I and a number of my fellow imperialist/capitalist bastards were wondering if you would be open to the idea of the creation of an exclusive five star resort in Slabovia

As you know I and my chums are phenominally wealthy - my annual income alone is at leasta hundred times the GDP of France - but I'm always on the look out to increase my holdings and fortune.

I understand that there is an area of lakeside property in your fair land that's being used for nothing more than breeding ducks. If I deposit - shall we say - five hundred million into a numbered Swiss bank account in your name, would you sell me the land for development.

It would be a subtle affair comprising a golf course, opera house, five star hotel, casino and assorted playgrounds run by our good friend Madame Pom Pom. Only the finest of clientelle would be allowed into the resort of course each of whom would be only to glad to contribute towards the Schmerdiakov Land Under Support Hospice ( SLUSH ) fund.

I look forward to your reply with keen anticipation.

PS
I and the Memsahib had hoped you would be attending the Promenades at The Albert Hall this year. You're such a hit with the waiters at the Ritz that I bought a couple of them for you - It's allright as they're to your taste. Incidentally, I acquired an African village last month and the Mem tells me there are at least another ten fellows there who are right up your street.

Toodle Pip

QWT

[StupidSheep]

Whats that piece of philosophy got to do with a hotel?

:L


StupidSheep

[StupidSheep]

Sounds good General!

But, I'd raise the price to, ooh, how about, 5 BILLION RUNDELS!

Just a random figure...


StupidSheep