limerick challenge

[The Tractor Magnet]

There was an old goat from Slabovia
To his kids he screamed you get over here
They had run far away, even though he said stay
That slaboric old goat from Slabovia

[Meekski]

There once was a boy pig that said
Look at me, I can stand on my head!
The General impressed, gave it a dress
And a transexual hog movement it led

[Stefan Benski]

There once was a spider named pete
Who would run around on the seat
Of my toilet, nothing could spoil it
Untill one day he suddenly slipped.