It aint easy being a stool.
Bojemoi comrades, Elfy the Elf here. Slabovia's first non elf man. I've been keeping busy acting as the General's footstool. My back aches a little bit but on the plus side I'm really close to any crumbs he drops so I usually get in ahead of the massive terror dogs. I'm planning to write my autobiography about my time in Slabovia but I'm stuck for a title. Anyone got any ideas?
Tags: autobiography, elfy, post, slabovia, stool
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Comment by Fyodor Popov on February 2, 2009 at 12:08pm - Sofa, so Good by Elfy
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Comment by The Tractor Magnet on January 30, 2009 at 5:46pm - "I pitty the stool"
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Comment by Stefan Benski on January 30, 2009 at 12:07pm -
'From toymaker to footstool'.... or ' Slippers on my back'.
Should be a great read tiny comrade.
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