Slabbo old fellah me lad. Just thort I'd drop you a line. The season is well and truly underway in God's own. Henley, Ascot Wimbledon, Glyndbourne and Lords et al are bursting with with fillies and mares ripe for the picking. What!
I seem to be living on a diet of champagne, oysters, caviar, and lobster these days - well at least for brekker. The afternoon is taken up in Madam Pom Pom's veal and vagimite emporium just orf the Kings Road Chelsea. Didn't I see you there last summer old boy. Or was it that I saw your old boy there last summer. Whatever.
Bloody good scam you've got there in Slabovia Cedric. Who would have thought you came through the public school system. Fnarr fnarr! It's okay. Your secret's safe with me Squishy.
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