France Verdict
So hey fellow Comrades I'm back from France.
And I'm peeling :(
I offically hate Western coaches now. Why? You may ask. Simple:
Our coach's engine completely went at 3am in the morning on the motorway.
So what did you do?
We had to walk up the motorway, all 31 of us :S
Then after freezing at a wee smelling park for 2 hours the french police came and drove us to ANOTHER petol station where I went to sleep because we were there for about 4 hours.
Then we got a replacement coach from the place we were going to.
The stupid bus company sent us a VIP bus yet, I really wish they hadn't. It's about 35 degrees in the med where we were and they gave us LEATHER seats. And we were aloud to eat on the bus, yet we were going on the coach for 25 hours on the way home. And there was only 1 spare seat on the coach. One of the people who went on the trip was 6ft4, he got hardly any sleep.
So yeah, on the way home the floor on the coach was littered with bodies. Even a teacher slept on the sleep.
It was funny though when Johnno woke up from sleeping chest down on the kitchen carpet with no shirt on. He had patterns running up and down his chest, lol.
I have just finished editing the first part of my french adventure for YouTube so I will put a link up soon to show you how bad Western life is"
And I'm peeling :(
I offically hate Western coaches now. Why? You may ask. Simple:
Our coach's engine completely went at 3am in the morning on the motorway.
So what did you do?
We had to walk up the motorway, all 31 of us :S
Then after freezing at a wee smelling park for 2 hours the french police came and drove us to ANOTHER petol station where I went to sleep because we were there for about 4 hours.
Then we got a replacement coach from the place we were going to.
The stupid bus company sent us a VIP bus yet, I really wish they hadn't. It's about 35 degrees in the med where we were and they gave us LEATHER seats. And we were aloud to eat on the bus, yet we were going on the coach for 25 hours on the way home. And there was only 1 spare seat on the coach. One of the people who went on the trip was 6ft4, he got hardly any sleep.
So yeah, on the way home the floor on the coach was littered with bodies. Even a teacher slept on the sleep.
It was funny though when Johnno woke up from sleeping chest down on the kitchen carpet with no shirt on. He had patterns running up and down his chest, lol.
I have just finished editing the first part of my french adventure for YouTube so I will put a link up soon to show you how bad Western life is"
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Comment by Comrade Saint on July 7, 2009 at 7:58am -
ha!
GMPTE got crossed out
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Comment by Comrade Saint on July 7, 2009 at 7:57am
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Why are you even complaining?
GMPTEare twice as bad as that at the best of times...
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Comment by StupidSheep on July 4, 2009 at 2:45pm -
Well, that sounded fun...
Unlucky Comrade, I hope your Slabovian Summer Holidays are more fun than that!
StupidSheep
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Comment by Comrade Saint on July 1, 2009 at 11:03am
- what is this 'coach' you speak of, comrade?
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