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Prom tiddly om prom. Pom Pom

Now look here Slabbo old boy. I and a number of my fellow imperialist/capitalist bastards were wondering if you would be open to the idea of the creation of an exclusive five star resort in Slabovia As you know I and my chums are phenominally wealthy - my annual income alone is at leasta hundred times the GDP of France - but I'm always on the look out to increase my holdings and fortune. I understand that there is an area of lakeside property in your fair land that's being used for nothing mor… Continue

Added by Quentin Whistleton - Thynne ( Col Rtd ) on July 24, 2009 at 6:30pm — 2 Comments

Rich Holdings and New Balls

Now look here! I've made a whizz bang tour of the dark continent lately ostensibly to follow the British and er, er other Lions. Of course I use this as a front to spot check my holdings ( which are considerable ) in various diamond and gold mines in South Africa. Incidentally I never understood those tribal Johnnies wanting autonomy. Slabbo and I agree on this much at least; fellows should be kept in their place. Now where was I? Ah yes. Wealth. I find I have some 12,000 square miles of uraniu… Continue

Added by Quentin Whistleton - Thynne ( Col Rtd ) on June 27, 2009 at 1:30am — 2 Comments

Good Good Times Indeed.

Slabbo old fellah me lad. Just thort I'd drop you a line. The season is well and truly underway in God's own. Henley, Ascot Wimbledon, Glyndbourne and Lords et al are bursting with with fillies and mares ripe for the picking. What! I seem to be living on a diet of champagne, oysters, caviar, and lobster these days - well at least for brekker. The afternoon is taken up in Madam Pom Pom's veal and vagimite emporium just orf the Kings Road Chelsea. Didn't I see you there last summer old boy. Or wa… Continue

Added by Quentin Whistleton - Thynne ( Col Rtd ) on June 19, 2009 at 6:00pm — No Comments

Cash and Corruption

Now look here! This bloody nonsense about parliamentary privilege and expenses is simply not true. I've never spent more that £10,000 on an MP swinging a vote. There were times I grant you when hospitality ran into the millions but then again why not; TO GET WHAT ONE WANTS ONE HAS TO PAY. It just happens I have more cash than most. Continue

Added by Quentin Whistleton - Thynne ( Col Rtd ) on May 12, 2009 at 12:21pm — 4 Comments

Hegemony

Now look here! As a retired colonel in the Welsh Guards I'm always on the look out for a new territory to conquer. Slabovia seems fit for a take over. The Memsahib and I feel it only fair to warn you that there's no room in the world for Reds of any description. Therefore we intend to raise a private militia and convert you confounded commies to the ways of unbridled capitalism. I expect to be made Governor general within the month - weather permitting. Quentin Whistleton - Thynne (Col Rtd ) M… Continue

Added by Quentin Whistleton - Thynne ( Col Rtd ) on February 7, 2009 at 9:00am — 8 Comments

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