Comrades.
Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack.
So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool!
Anyways.
Bye.
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Added by StupidSheep on November 14, 2009 at 4:46pm —
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Or birthday depending where you're from.
Tis my birthday on Friday comrades!
I know I've forgot half of yours, but if you want to be something expensive, I won't decline...
:D
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Added by StupidSheep on October 20, 2009 at 5:02pm —
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I have posted this at 18:07 on 20/10/09.
=P
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Added by StupidSheep on October 16, 2009 at 6:30pm —
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I try to find potatoes in a swamp full of killer condoms.
A guy saves me.
I get recruited to a secret army.
We all try to stop the Westerners, but begin to lose.
Alyska returns to Slabovia with a potato shooter, and all of our soldiers drive back the westerners.
All the workers of
Spuds4Life go solo, meaning that
Spuds4Life go out of business.
All the secret army get medals, but the old guy that farts alot dies.
We all live happily ever after.
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Added by StupidSheep on September 18, 2009 at 4:00pm —
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I awoke, and picked up my cookbook. I decided to flick to a random page and make the first thing I saw...
... After finishing my scrambled potatoes boiled in sweat, I got dressed, and set off for work. I was crushed against a wall on the way out of my crowded slabflat, by the several thousand people attempting to get to work. I eventually managed to get into the river of people pouring out of the building, and began to wander over to
Spuds4Life. Just I got near to the entrance, what felt…
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Added by StupidSheep on September 12, 2009 at 4:34pm —
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This Quest is rather different to my last, in the fact that it isn't a quest as such. It is a tale. A thrilling tale to say the least, with several condoms to keep Saint and Maik happy =P So let us begin.
I am StupidSheep. Some of you may have heard of me. You may have heard that I have come at
Spuds4Life's second best employee of the year (The General's Son must be very good at whatever it is he does...) 4 years in a row!
Spuds4Life is the biggest company in Slabovia, and within…
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Added by StupidSheep on September 9, 2009 at 7:38pm —
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Greetings Comrades.
It has been a strange... week or so for me.
Now, If your wondering why I left, its because the server of Slabspace (Ning) Got annoyed at me for posting Copyrighted music on some of the video's I upload onto Nings social sites.
After they over heard me sayng I would maybe make a DVD of a series (Which was a joke) I was running somewhere else (Hatena Fans) Ning checked me out and found many copyrighted songs in my videos.
So, On Slabspace, Hatena, AllAboutGod and Anime F…
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Added by StupidSheep on September 2, 2009 at 8:55pm —
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This is the way forward.
Crazy publicity stunts in town centres, e.g. running through the french gate naked, with painted Slabovian signs on you.
I think we should do this...
We could also contact a few CRAAAAZY bands, asking them to wear slabovian t-shirts.
Maybe we could assassinate a few CRAAAAZY Westerners... nah, that may put them off.
SO! What d'ya think?!?!?!
If Lewis were here he would say we do not have enough comrades yet, but I believe we will never have enough unless we commit…
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Added by StupidSheep on September 2, 2009 at 6:38pm —
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HE DISAPPEARED!
LEWIS!
WHERE?
WHY!
HOW?
WHEN!
WHAT?
Kai.
:'(
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Added by StupidSheep on August 28, 2009 at 3:16pm —
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I was wondering.
Shall I begin another pointless non-condom-related quest?
Does anyone actually read them?
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Added by StupidSheep on August 19, 2009 at 7:54pm —
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Well.
Comrades.
I am going to, to, FRAAAANCE!
:'(
I will have no contact with anything except cows.
Goin tommorrow.
So, I'll see you in 2 weeks...
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Added by StupidSheep on August 13, 2009 at 11:02am —
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OMG!
While looking at the phrase 'Potato Licking' I realised that there was an anagram!
Potato Licking=A Pickle to Rot
:O
So I decided I'd try other phrases.
Iron Fist=If I Snort
:O
And another
Dirty Westerner=We'd Net Terry Sir
Yeah I was un-imaginably bored.
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Added by StupidSheep on August 3, 2009 at 2:38pm —
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Well,
I realised that back then in the tree (Part 1 or 2, can't remember which!) I had a package in my back pocket.
I took it out one night and read the label, it said
Ultimate Epicness!
It was just a condom.
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Added by StupidSheep on August 1, 2009 at 9:16pm —
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Woah!
Well, after Comrade Saint admitted the truth, we carried on in our quest.
We decided, to go to the moonshine factory (best alcohol in Slabovia) to see if we could sweet talk the workers into giving us free moonshine. So we wandered into 'Moonshine R Us', and broke the security guards' necks, before using magnetic scramblers to render the CCTV cameras useless, allowing us to just wander into the factory.
First of all, we came to Billybob. A fat 6 year old arsonist.
"Hey dude, can you sp…
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Added by StupidSheep on July 21, 2009 at 3:30pm —
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Greetings Comrades, and welcome to the story of my long and arduous quest.
Due to the geenimoose Maik, I decifered the clue, and started a slow jog over to Slabograd. I entered the city, and found that the whole place had been painted scarlet. This confuddled me. I waited for Comrade Saint to catch up in his tractor, and saw that he was also a-wondering.
"Hmm... what could have done this?" Saint asked.me.
"Hmm... what indeed?" I answered.
I took out an ancient scroll from 2,000,000 BC from my…
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Added by StupidSheep on July 18, 2009 at 5:00pm —
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Comrades! I, Comrade StupidSheep, son of RatherCleverSheep The 3rd,
AM FEATURED!
:D
Just thought I'd let you know...
StupidSheep
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Added by StupidSheep on July 4, 2009 at 2:51pm —
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Hello there,
I Be StupidSheep.
I have not posted recently due to reasons out of my control. Such as
CRAZY LEG EATING RABBITS WITH GREEN TONGUES!
Anyways, I was wandering out of the tomb of Comrade Stumpinunski, when I worked out the puzzle...
...but I did not know where to go.
Thats when I saw a complex trail. I was following the road signs for some time until I eventually got to a yellow tree, which was surrounded by mud. I stripped down to my swimwear, and then swapped it for some b…
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Added by StupidSheep on July 3, 2009 at 4:07pm —
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Bojemoi Comrades.
I be Comrade StupidSheep, and I have decided to take up exploring in our great land. Some say I am like a Slabovian Lara croft, with smaller breasts, and male.
Anyways, I decide to go trekking one day. I eventually found myself at Comrade Stumpinunski's tomb, and journeyed inside, minding the bump, as the handy sign pointed out. I picked up a stick, and set it on fire, rather than using my brain and getting out my torch, with the power of a 1000 candles...
... I kept going,…
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Added by StupidSheep on June 24, 2009 at 7:31pm —
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Greetings Comrades,
Where did all the sun go in Doncaster?
Anyways, onto the main topic, Western Punishment.
On Friday, I received a note from a P.E. teacher named Mr Ash, saying I was to stay behind for an hour after a boring day of Western School! I was utterly outraged, as it was because i had forgotten my P.E. kit!
I had a good weekend on a camp with Comrade Seska, and turned up at school on Monday. I received yet another note, this time from Miss Levy (French teacher), telling me I had t…
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Added by StupidSheep on June 9, 2009 at 6:15pm —
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Bojemoi fellow Slabovians!
StupidSheep be my name, or George...
My main interest is potato licking, it gives such a thrill!
But aside from that I play electric guitar and piano...
I honour the great General, and I always shall!
Feel free to comment, I will
probably comment back...
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Added by StupidSheep on April 10, 2009 at 2:00pm —
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