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Added by Maik on December 13, 2009 at 11:11am — 5 Comments

RAWR

I really should get more active on Slabspace, despite being out alot I should still try to find time to sometimes check up on the goings on of this place. But hey, the girlfriend's going on holiday, which should free up substantial amounts of time. I might just have to go and put up some stickers... Continue

Added by Maik on July 26, 2009 at 9:13am — 4 Comments

Western Women

I start today's slablog with a quote from the mystic pig's current reading: "To love is to show someone how ridiculous you can be when you let your guard down." This is correct. Do help Slabovia, my past has made the rather unpleasant decision of catching up with me. I have, undeniably, had my fair share of relationships with the western women, one of which includes my new western love's friend. It seems that western social protocol forbid that me and the new girl see each other. Espec… Continue

Added by Maik on June 29, 2009 at 9:02pm — 3 Comments

I Return!

Like many Slabovians I have had foolish western exams, but now I'm back! I agree with Comrade Lewis' plan, although I have tried to invite friends, none of whom are interested in our great nation. However, I will go on another push and feel I should be able to manage at least a few new members! Also, I will soon upload the video of me playing bass and possibly singing the nation anthem, although my vocal chords aren't particularly well honed... In the meantime, I hope the proposed idea for a… Continue

Added by Maik on June 20, 2009 at 2:54pm — 4 Comments

The National Anthem and other matters...

Well, I plan to get mine recorded as soon as possible, with the slight problem of exams being, for the minute, an ever present thorn in my side. I ought to find the time at some point to upload the bass and possibly some semblance of other instrumentation... Singing has never been my forte, but I'll probably give it a go. Anyway, exams are almost over (only 8 to go) which is good, and Common Dreads comes out in just 6 days! I do love Enter Shikari.... So yeah, anyone else got exams? Comment Com… Continue

Added by Maik on June 9, 2009 at 10:05am — 4 Comments

Marriage!

In the late hours of state approved love day, I asked Comrade 4 to give me her hand in slabmarriage. She said yes. Needless to say, I am extatic. No date or anything have been decided, so 'engaged' will have to do for the minute. Continue

Added by Maik on February 15, 2009 at 8:22pm — 5 Comments

Nothing is nothing...

That's just it! I don't care about nothing, he can do what he likes, although it seems he's lost interest in the East anyway. It's clearly because all the smart people come here, he just can't cope. Anyway, I notice me and my dear Comrade 4 are on the front of the Potatoe! I'm just not used to this level of attention! It's very nice of you all, really =D I do love Slabovia, partly because I met Comrade 4, but mostly because everyone here is totally mad! Back to my love, Mystic Pig only knows wha… Continue

Added by Maik on February 8, 2009 at 9:00pm — 2 Comments

Help?

Okay, this new member 'nothing' has added me. No idea how, but he spoke to me (and Stephy) on msn, and gave us numbers... He then asked me to find him 662, 663, 664, 665, 667 and 668. Any takers? I really wanna find out what this guy's trying to do =S x Continue

Added by Maik on February 4, 2009 at 7:28pm — 3 Comments

Im must find a way to put this behind me...

Admittabley, my stay in the west was brief, but it only served to show me how helpless I am without this nation to support me. Stephy, I will do all I can to make this up to you, but for now all I can do is apologise with every ounce of my soul. I do love you. I came to Slabovia looking for a good time, maybe a few drunken nights wandering aimlessly around Slabograd, but I found more. I found love. From the moment my drunken vision passed over her profile picture I knew I never wanted to date an… Continue

Added by Maik on February 3, 2009 at 7:05pm — 1 Comment

I must do what is right...

Dear Slabovia, I'm going away for a bit. I have hurt a comrade who, even if she doesn't believe me, I love. Distance has made a fool, a liar and a hypocrite of me and I cannot look you in the eye. Fare thee well sweet Slabovia, for the time being anyway... x Continue

Added by Maik on February 2, 2009 at 9:06pm — 1 Comment

The Schmerdiakov

I have made a very important discovery! Anyone who regularly views the rock-counter forums will have heard of my discovery and it's astounding capabilities. If you have not perused them in the last hour, this is what I wrote. "My friends, with help of a liberated western device (known to them, I believe, as a computer, although I named it the 'Schmerdiakov' after our great leader), I have managed to count to a mammoth 40 rocks!" 40 rocks friends, i think you'll agree, a truly monumental machin… Continue

Added by Maik on January 6, 2009 at 2:06pm — 2 Comments

Law and Order...

So, today is the first (and hopefully last) day of Elfy's trial. It is never an easy thing to do when you must choose between the world's most lovely dictatorship and a small, point nosed freak with an obvious name, but I feel that I have chose right in supporting Elfy. I have many secret hope of what may come out of this trial, but maybe those are for another time... I feel that Slabovia has become a closer community over this presents giving time, and have made friends, and maybe found love. Continue

Added by Maik on January 5, 2009 at 3:48pm — 1 Comment

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Dear Slabovia, I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
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Nothing like the classics, eh comrade?
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Comrade Saint added a blog post
Does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! We just get filthy Western slave to do it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
on Sunday
I do not know the number after 8. This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
on Sunday
Does The Rock count, or do we leave western sweaty men alone?
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Comrade Saint The west confuses me. They are all so... balls.
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The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand. They then EAT the pig. It is true. The cannibals! The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true. T…
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Really? My Chemistry teacher tried a few times, but alas my old school never caught. >:(
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