I have the key, but seem to have lost the tractor..... help anyone?
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on August 4, 2009 at 4:12pm —
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Comrades, after a while away picking potatoes and scraping wheels in far off lands, I has returned to Slabovia.
Lots has changed no doubt - can anyone fill me in?
Tractor Magnet :P
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on June 18, 2009 at 6:05pm —
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There was an old goat from Slabovia
To his kids he screamed you get over here
They had run far away, even though he said stay
That slaboric old goat from Slabovia
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on April 24, 2009 at 9:12pm —
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Ok, so I had a job interview this morning. No, I'm not looking to stop my tenure as a tractorwheel scraper - that is what I do full time - but I did get asked to an interview in Slabograd as some sort of science test subject at Prof Probious's labs. Now I was definitely up for it - I had dug out my best pants and everything, but then I encountered a problem... I had lost my socks. I do have more than one pair of socks, but there are only two that exist without holes. And since my last pair of sh…
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on February 4, 2009 at 9:27pm —
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Thought I'd spend a little time telling you all about my field. It's filled with mud. When it rains the mud goes all squelchy and my animals get stuck. They can't move. But this is a good thing. They never escape when it rains.
Contrary to popular belief I do not grow potatoes. Nope. I grow turnip and cabbage. But I've had a poor harvest this year.
Anyway, the only other thing to say about my field comrades is that I live in it. So if you're passing, please do pop in for a mug of tea
Tractor…
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on January 20, 2009 at 3:43pm —
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Comrades, you may have seen my
Give Presents Day card? I have been working on it for several months. Thankfully The General spotted my work and has placed it in a photogroup. Can I suggest that we all have a little festive tinker of arts and crafts and submit them on SlabSpace? We could build a veritable Slabovian merchandising operation... or at the very least have a pile of stuff to The General!?!
PS. Anyone getting…
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on December 2, 2008 at 1:40pm —
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Comrades, the election is upon us and I for one will be voting for The General.
To have a ruler like the one we have should never be understated. I see he is already putting in new plans to educate us, his loyal subjects, in the way of sexual health. How many other countries can claim to have leaders that are so intent on making their nation 'smarter'.
Since joining Slabovia my (rock) counting skills have improved vastly, and I have learned about Nietsche, Marx and Smith. I have also become on…
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on November 3, 2008 at 9:47pm —
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Two pigs walking down a dirty slabograd backstreet. The sky was thunderous and the air was stale. They were happy pigs. Then, one turned to the other and said 'oink.' 'You mud eater,' the other pig replied, 'I was going to say that'.
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on October 15, 2008 at 4:44pm —
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Comrades, I must have been attacked in my sleep as I awoke this morning with an aching head. The last thing I remeber is finishing off a bucket of potato hooch.... any remedies from the people of Slabovia?
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on October 5, 2008 at 12:13pm —
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It struck me the other day, while scraping some particularly encrusted mud from the whell of my mother-in-law's tractor wheel, that I have been bless with having been named after a tractor.
I asked my mother the origin of my name, and it appears that mt father's tractor kept trying to run me down when I was a child, and it was assumed that I must have magnetic qualities. Hence, The Tractor Magnet.
Anyhoo, now I'm older - and, since the untimely demise of my dear papa, bizarrely have lost my tr…
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Added by The Tractor Magnet on September 22, 2008 at 2:50pm —
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