Elfy the Elf's Blog (8)

Top 5 suspicious Elves

I haves been doing some research into the Western menace known as elves Watch out for these guys: 1. Legolas 2. Will Ferrell 3. Ant and Dec 4. Tharsaan Caprese Salad 5. Danny from McFly Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on June 1, 2009 at 9:31am — 2 Comments

Comrades, how many of you guys actually like elves/ I'm thinking of moving a few of my friends up here (they are fed up with living and working in Santa's sweatshop) and I was wondering what you peeps thought of the idea. So what do you think - more elves, yay or nay? The only problem is that they are even more annoying than me! Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on March 20, 2009 at 11:31am — 4 Comments

It aint easy being a stool.

Bojemoi comrades, Elfy the Elf here. Slabovia's first non elf man. I've been keeping busy acting as the General's footstool. My back aches a little bit but on the plus side I'm really close to any crumbs he drops so I usually get in ahead of the massive terror dogs. I'm planning to write my autobiography about my time in Slabovia but I'm stuck for a title. Anyone got any ideas? Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on January 30, 2009 at 12:00pm — 3 Comments

Free at last...

These are my first words spoken as a free man. Thanks to my team of Slabovian lawyers who convinced the mighty General that I am not an Elf, merely a deranged man. Thanks to everyone who argued my case. As punishment I will spend the rest of my life as the General's Personal Foot Stool. What an honour! Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on January 6, 2009 at 9:53am — 1 Comment

Slabovia vs Elfy the Elf - 5th January

The date of the Trial of the Century has been set - the 5th January. The People's Republic of Slabovia versus Elfy the Elf. I have chosen my crack team of defence lawyers - the first ever in Slabovia - and now I hope for them to argue for my freedom. At last I will have my day in court! Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on December 22, 2008 at 5:16pm — 9 Comments

An Elfy Prisoner Speaks

Today I was shaken out of my slumber by the Slabovian Ministry of Interrogation. II have been captured, and now sit in a cold lonely prison cell. I have been betrayed, my plan to helped Santa escape has been discovered. (which is strange because I thought I hid my elfy identity pretty well) I suspected some of my 'friends' on slabspace of treachery but it turns out it was Santa himself. The fat guy sold me down the river for a couple of measly mince pies. Anyone know any good lawyers? Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on December 16, 2008 at 3:42pm — 15 Comments

Ich Bin ein Slabvovianist

Bojemoi, Today I got up in the morning, the sky was a nice shade of Shcolver. I felt Shlavadonaz. Slabin my friends, Slabin indeed. I looked at my square foot of mud, fondly. I am such a Slabunki Sudgophil. I went to buy a pickle from a local Slabswineer, it made the usual satisfying Sloopop sound. Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on December 12, 2008 at 3:54pm — 5 Comments

Why are there only 6 jobs in Slabovia?

I was just wondering why there are only 6 jobs and no option of 'being an elf as your job'. Not that I am an elf or anything. P.S Anyone know where Santa is being held? Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on December 11, 2008 at 12:15pm — 12 Comments