All Blog Posts Tagged 'slabovia' (15)

TAKING MANCHESTER

We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead. Get joining, and see you saturday. Or else. Or else what? Exactly, comrades. Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on November 16, 2009 at 10:48am — 6 Comments

The western site named: YouTube

It is I, Comrade Rebel. BOJEMOI! I would like to tell all comrades that I haves uploaded a video on what the westerners call "YouTube" informing people about Slabovia. This may help us, that is, if people watch it. I can't determin this, as I be only likkle small person on YouTube. But ahh well, we shall see. The link to the page is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e7Nvqw7o3U If as many people as possible could visit the video and m… Continue

Added by Comrade Rebel on October 26, 2009 at 1:41am — 4 Comments

New Blood

I have noticed that recently we have had a healthy number of new recruits. I would just like to say welcome, 'cos I'm a lazy git and cba posting on individual profiles. In other news, I can't stop watching Dave. Mock The Week. Win. Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on October 7, 2009 at 10:31pm — 8 Comments

Epic Winning Battle, Comrades!

Yeah, I stayed in my pit today. I stayed at home and played the missions featuring our great (but lesser) Soviet allies killing Nazis (FASCIST SKUMM!) on Call Of Duty. FTW. Of course, a full investigation will be required as to why there has been no Call Of Duty featuring the Mighty Slabovian Forces - featuring our latest upgraded tanks (heroic tractors with heroic pitchforks attached), seasoned veterans of trench warfare (several muddy, but nonetheless heroic peoples) and our trained hand-to-ha… Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on September 13, 2009 at 9:39pm — 2 Comments

BRING THEM HOME, I SPEAKS! ALL SLABOVIANS MUST READ!

SLABOVIANS OF SLABOVIA It have been coming to my attention that not many people are still with us in this day and time, and myself being one of thems. I has been tryings to come back to Slabovia, but for a while those darn westerners would not let me come home to my beloved poop-stained country. So, Comrades... I AM NOW BACK IN THE SPUD-HOOD AND IN WITH THE PIGGY-BUSINESS!! I takes it that it is now a joint responsibility for you Comrade, who be reading this, (yes, I'm talking… Continue

Added by Comrade Rebel on August 12, 2009 at 7:15pm — 6 Comments

events

in wednes day,it will be...MY BIRTHDAY! on other further notice, i have been working on a comic art class from the west, and protested due to their capitalism ways.....Unfortunately i was then caught,and shipped back to Slabovia. Continue

Added by Octavio Aguirre on June 9, 2009 at 4:54am — No Comments

Top 5 suspicious Elves

I haves been doing some research into the Western menace known as elves Watch out for these guys: 1. Legolas 2. Will Ferrell 3. Ant and Dec 4. Tharsaan Caprese Salad 5. Danny from McFly Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on June 1, 2009 at 9:31am — 2 Comments

Banned Pictures

Comrades, it has recently come to my attention that some illegal literature of a titillating nature have been posted on Slabspace. The offending items have now been removed. Pictures of the naked form are illegal in Slabovia, particularly of big toes, ears and armpits, and anyo… Continue

Added by General Schmerdiakov on May 18, 2009 at 10:30am — 8 Comments

Slabovian Passports?

It is my idea to set up Passport design commission to give Slabovian agent in west identity to get out. Slabovian agent nice. WE WILL TAKE THE RYANAIR, AND THEN THE WEST! Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on May 12, 2009 at 8:54pm — 1 Comment

Brown Nose Day

Comrades I have had a typically brilliant idea - we shall celebrate Brown Nose Day. The point of this event is to Brown Nose the most important person in your life - i.e me! It's such a good idea that Westerners are already copying it in the form of 'Comic Relief'. Stupid Western… Continue

Added by General Schmerdiakov on March 4, 2009 at 3:57pm — 1 Comment

Slabovia AutoTraktor Sales UP 100%..Vordalope I

Foolish Amerikan car Kompanies suffer foolish capitalistik set backs while Slabovia Traktowerx turns out new Sexy Vordalope I. Feast bloodshot eyes and surly stares on this beauty fellow Slabovians! First model when Kompleted is already sold to General's son. Runs l… Continue

Added by Pete Dooley on February 20, 2009 at 4:13pm — 3 Comments

The Boldski and the Beautiful?

Comrades and Dudes, I don't knows about you but I have been captivated by the roller-coaster Slabovian romance between Comrade 4 and Maik. I have just been reading the blog posts and it seems to have more plot twists than an episode of Westenders. Could they star in Slabovia's next soap opera and what would it be called? Confessions of a Potato Licker ? The Boldski and the Beautiful? RoMaikov and Comrade Juliet 4? Continue

Added by Nietzsche on February 6, 2009 at 4:00pm — 2 Comments

It aint easy being a stool.

Bojemoi comrades, Elfy the Elf here. Slabovia's first non elf man. I've been keeping busy acting as the General's footstool. My back aches a little bit but on the plus side I'm really close to any crumbs he drops so I usually get in ahead of the massive terror dogs. I'm planning to write my autobiography about my time in Slabovia but I'm stuck for a title. Anyone got any ideas? Continue

Added by Elfy the Elf on January 30, 2009 at 12:00pm — 3 Comments

KNTV Sex on Channel Four weekdays at 11am

Today I am feeling pretty pleased with myself because our frank and educational show about sex - KNTV Sex - is on the television box. Reaction has been pretty good I tells you. My friend Oleg texted me to say he loves it! He is the only teenager in Slabovia with a mobile phone. The rest of the guys assures me I will gets their letters and telegrams pretty darn soon. You can check it out for yourselves on State TV and on UK channel Four… Continue

Added by Nietzsche on November 18, 2008 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Time To Vote

Comrades, the election is upon us and I for one will be voting for The General. To have a ruler like the one we have should never be understated. I see he is already putting in new plans to educate us, his loyal subjects, in the way of sexual health. How many other countries can claim to have leaders that are so intent on making their nation 'smarter'. Since joining Slabovia my (rock) counting skills have improved vastly, and I have learned about Nietsche, Marx and Smith. I have also become on… Continue

Added by The Tractor Magnet on November 3, 2008 at 9:47pm — 4 Comments