All Blog Posts Tagged 'general' (6)

Comrades, it has recently come to my attention that some illegal literature of a titillating nature have been posted on Slabspace. The offending items have now been removed. Pictures of the naked form are illegal in Slabovia, particularly of big toes, ears and armpits, and anyo… Continue

Greetings Comrades! The State Approved Space Program has recently come to my attention. As a countryman interested in the wonders of the universe, I believe that... within 20 years, the Slabovian Empire will reach the stars, colonizing planets... With the General sitting upon the throne in Slabovia! Perhaps the Jove from EVE(the most advanced race in an online game) are based upon Slabovians? I believe so! Continue

Comrades I have had a typically brilliant idea - we shall celebrate Brown Nose Day. The point of this event is to Brown Nose the most important person in your life - i.e me! It's such a good idea that Westerners are already copying it in the form of 'Comic Relief'. Stupid Western… Continue

Slabovia prefekt of acceptable newz colonel Klept recently interviewed missing (deceased) fotogrepher Poldo Slensk, and found recent foto NOT GENERAL. As a matter of fakt you shouldn't be reading this now. Back to Work! Continue

The General in his youth. To encourage young Slabovians to reamain healthy and raise pigs.

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Comrades, the election is upon us and I for one will be voting for The General. To have a ruler like the one we have should never be understated. I see he is already putting in new plans to educate us, his loyal subjects, in the way of sexual health. How many other countries can claim to have leaders that are so intent on making their nation 'smarter'. Since joining Slabovia my (rock) counting skills have improved vastly, and I have learned about Nietsche, Marx and Smith. I have also become on… Continue