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TAKING MANCHESTER

We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead. Get joining, and see you saturday. Or else. Or else what? Exactly, comrades. Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on November 16, 2009 at 10:48am — 4 Comments

Slabovian Ration Pack.

Comrades. Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack. So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool! Anyways. Bye. Continue

Added by StupidSheep on November 14, 2009 at 4:46pm — 3 Comments

Comrades, Think we should all get behind The General's and Slabovia's game. Not sure if your all part of GUTS spreaders but we we're given the mission to spam games forums with messages about the game. Having not played it myself - and I'm only a pig polisher so I ain't got no iPhone. I just used the message the Generals Son left. Think we should all do the same and start are own or comment on each others you can find my discussions here… Continue

Added by Bigov on November 11, 2009 at 4:46pm — 2 Comments

The Bloggings Of A Rebel: #14

You are all probably thinking, "Holy hell, she isn't doing this rubbish again, is she?!" and kind of have this expression on your face --> :S or maybe even this --> >:O Most of you probably just saw the title and thought, "I AM NOT reading that crap. EVER!" But it's fine. I have come to grips that I usually to talk to myself. Most of the time. Well, all of the time. So, this past week has been an average one. Apart from the part where I climbed a mountain, and then my doggy went face… Continue

Added by Comrade Rebel on November 2, 2009 at 9:00pm — 4 Comments

The western site named: YouTube

It is I, Comrade Rebel. BOJEMOI! I would like to tell all comrades that I haves uploaded a video on what the westerners call "YouTube" informing people about Slabovia. This may help us, that is, if people watch it. I can't determin this, as I be only likkle small person on YouTube. But ahh well, we shall see. The link to the page is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e7Nvqw7o3U If as many people as possible could visit the video and m… Continue

Added by Comrade Rebel on October 26, 2009 at 1:41am — 4 Comments

RE: A Breakthrough?

I'm gonna cut right to the chase on this... I totally agree with Comrade Seska with this. I really think this is possible, and (if allowed) i would so be up for something like this. Something this big has to be done. Right now, it seems like the only way slabovia will make a huge statement, and most important, make a massive comeback. Spread the word, make posters, use other sites to advertise. Do ANYTHING possible to make this happen! Transmission end. Rebel out. ( this should be awesome… Continue

Added by Comrade Rebel on October 25, 2009 at 9:11pm — 4 Comments

Western 'internet' messaging system.

This 'MSN' Should we trust it? Is it safe? I think we should use this to talk amongst ourselves, comrades. What do you think? Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on October 21, 2009 at 4:50pm — 8 Comments

Beefday!

Or birthday depending where you're from. Tis my birthday on Friday comrades! I know I've forgot half of yours, but if you want to be something expensive, I won't decline... :D Continue

Added by StupidSheep on October 20, 2009 at 5:02pm — 2 Comments

Insomnia

I haven't been to bed yet. It's 9:45. I'm tired. Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on October 17, 2009 at 8:46am — 3 Comments

Time Travel Attempt.

I have posted this at 18:07 on 20/10/09. =P Continue

Added by StupidSheep on October 16, 2009 at 6:30pm — 1 Comment

New Blood

I have noticed that recently we have had a healthy number of new recruits. I would just like to say welcome, 'cos I'm a lazy git and cba posting on individual profiles. In other news, I can't stop watching Dave. Mock The Week. Win. Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on October 7, 2009 at 10:31pm — 8 Comments

A Breakthrough?

Ok, so everyone is posting blogs about how Slabovia is dying, and yes, it is. So heres my idea, don't know if this will appeal to everyone so just say what you think about it and give some ideas etc. We do a massive meet up, find a big town, city etc London, Manchester? everyone on Slabovia meets up, a social event for us all, and spread the word. With enough of us molestering the public that will bring us some more members surely? plus, will bring more talking points on Slabovia, making unacti… Continue

Added by Comrade Seska on October 4, 2009 at 8:15pm — 31 Comments

Something Sneaky This Way Comes

Bojemoi comrades! I have been putting my ration pack to good use! Sorry I have no pictures yet, but my mission has been perilous and the fear of discovery great. Basically, I sneaked into the English department at college and pasted half my quota of stickers all over a smartboard. Good times, but not for the IT technicians. So if a well-spoken sect of a western college sign up and try to sniff out the culprit - I don't exist. And you've never even HEARD of democracy, ok comrades? Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on September 23, 2009 at 8:47pm — 3 Comments

slabovian ration packs (Y)

and so, i received my slabovia ration pack the other day (many thanks great general) and i would just like to note, soon (next - december) i shall be seeing, all time low, green day, escape the fate, hollywood undead, all american rejects and the cribs. all time low being next wednesday, and yes one shall stay true to slabovia when seeing these western bands. i shall be wearing my tshirt proud, and handing out stickers to all attending (y) long live slabovia! (even though we seem to be dying...… Continue

Added by Comrade Seska on September 21, 2009 at 7:26pm — 9 Comments

Rough Summary (Cba to finish quest)

I try to find potatoes in a swamp full of killer condoms. A guy saves me. I get recruited to a secret army. We all try to stop the Westerners, but begin to lose. Alyska returns to Slabovia with a potato shooter, and all of our soldiers drive back the westerners. All the workers of Spuds4Life go solo, meaning that Spuds4Life go out of business. All the secret army get medals, but the old guy that farts alot dies. We all live happily ever after. Continue

Added by StupidSheep on September 18, 2009 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Epic Winning Battle, Comrades!

Yeah, I stayed in my pit today. I stayed at home and played the missions featuring our great (but lesser) Soviet allies killing Nazis (FASCIST SKUMM!) on Call Of Duty. FTW. Of course, a full investigation will be required as to why there has been no Call Of Duty featuring the Mighty Slabovian Forces - featuring our latest upgraded tanks (heroic tractors with heroic pitchforks attached), seasoned veterans of trench warfare (several muddy, but nonetheless heroic peoples) and our trained hand-to-ha… Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on September 13, 2009 at 9:39pm — 2 Comments

Tomorrow - We Fight!

I received my t-shirt, badges and stickers today and intend to fully begin operation: sticky badger tomorrow. I was "working" today (against the west... infiltrated :D) and could not properly begin. However, comrades, I did get kicked out of the train station for sticking badger on the back of people's heads... This is an example of the supreme sacrifice we all have to make for our glorious state. I thanks you, great general, for this potatastic opportunity. I will not let you down, even it it m… Continue

Added by Comrade Saint on September 12, 2009 at 7:38pm — 4 Comments

Attack of the Westerners Part 2

I awoke, and picked up my cookbook. I decided to flick to a random page and make the first thing I saw... ... After finishing my scrambled potatoes boiled in sweat, I got dressed, and set off for work. I was crushed against a wall on the way out of my crowded slabflat, by the several thousand people attempting to get to work. I eventually managed to get into the river of people pouring out of the building, and began to wander over to Spuds4Life. Just I got near to the entrance, what felt… Continue

Added by StupidSheep on September 12, 2009 at 4:34pm — 4 Comments

Attack of the Westerners Part 1- The Sheep's New Quest!

This Quest is rather different to my last, in the fact that it isn't a quest as such. It is a tale. A thrilling tale to say the least, with several condoms to keep Saint and Maik happy =P So let us begin. I am StupidSheep. Some of you may have heard of me. You may have heard that I have come at Spuds4Life's second best employee of the year (The General's Son must be very good at whatever it is he does...) 4 years in a row! Spuds4Life is the biggest company in Slabovia, and within… Continue

Added by StupidSheep on September 9, 2009 at 7:38pm — 2 Comments

birthday blues rant (same position as saint)

and so, i just read Saints "rambling rant" blog about his birthday and thought "damn,mines just as bad" so, on my 15th birthday which is tomorow, the 7th of September i have to.. reuturn to school. Giving me no lye ins on my birthday, only the first day back meaning i have to get up at around 7am and spend my first birthday hours walking in the cold up to school. After a hard day at school, i thought i could do something after, but oh no, i then have to go sort my Duke of Edinborough kit out fo… Continue

Added by Comrade Seska on September 6, 2009 at 11:35am — 3 Comments