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The Tractor Magnet commented on Bigov's blog post 'GUTS'
I've got it and have spent my life playing it. A reason to by an iphone in Slabovia me thinks comrades :P
on Friday
The Tractor Magnet replied to General Schmerdiakov's discussion 'GUTS is coming! How Excited Are You?'
Gimme GUTS already. Heard a rumour that we have to wait to 11pm tonight to get it... is this true oh general?????
November 10
The Tractor Magnet commented on StupidSheep's photo 'The Sheep take over!'
class - think sheep are much thicker than goats, though they are very similar in a lot of ways
November 10
The Tractor Magnet commented on Comrade Rebel's blog post 'The Bloggings Of A Rebel: #14'
good words comrade - you has a large vocabulary to write so much :P
November 10
The Tractor Magnet might attend Comrade Saint's event
Taking Manchester at Manchester Victoria Train Station
November 21, 2009 from 1pm to 7pm
OK, here's the deal, we're meeting at 13 hundred hours at Manchester Victoria Train Station wearing our Slabovian T-shirts, and proceed to mooch around Manchester terrorising, slabovianising and generally having a good time. I want to go to Afflec...
November 6
Bigov is attending The Tractor Magnet's event
December 12, 2010 all day
Comrades, Slabovia is now bigger than America (TBC). This will be the party of the year, the decade, the millenium! All Slabovians must attend (there is going to be a game of musical chairs, which is estimated to last 3 years).
October 26
The Tractor Magnet left a comment for Patriarch Benidict
October 21
The Tractor Magnet commented on StupidSheep's blog post 'Beefday!'
Good look for your beefday - hope the general sends you something special
October 21

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At 8:49am on October 4, 2009, Maik said…
Comrade!
This is a call for help, we need more things to happen on slabspace! We've been crawling along with about three really active members, and that will not do!
Please, do something, anything, comment on other users, post blogs, just don't let this place die!
At 4:19pm on August 26, 2009, Craig Jackson said…
Greetings Comrade! I am new to slabspace and was wondering if such an exhalted member as yourself would have anything to teach a poor potatohead like me about this glorious place?
At 9:33pm on August 5, 2009, Poppy King said…
hellooooo! thank you :D
At 4:57pm on August 4, 2009, Comrade Kate said…
Is it yellow?
At 6:08pm on July 23, 2009, StupidSheep said…
Comrade,

Wanna join the Winter Olympics for Slabovia?

I think I have some planks of wood in my SlabFlat, we could use them for skis!


StupidSheep
At 5:55pm on June 22, 2009, Alyska said…
Tractor, How goes your day? Spudracketing much?
At 7:55pm on May 18, 2009, Stefan Benski said…
Goody day Mr magnet! It has been too long since we has crossed paths in muddy field. I has been very busy raping off against the BIGOV! and other things. How is no1 yellow dude doing today?
At 4:47pm on April 4, 2009, Comrade Seska said…
Greetings!
Why I am finding it wonderful here thankyou, finally a place that believes all western chavs should be made to run around a field creating energy for us fellow Slabovians!
How is one this fine morning?
At 7:17pm on April 3, 2009, Sgt.Pickles said…
I feel tired, comrade. Very tired. How is you?
At 5:18pm on March 23, 2009, Comrade Rebel said…
Bojemoi!

Thankyou for my greeting. I see you are a Tractor Wheel Scraper? How interesting.

Comrade Rebel.

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Anyone seen my tractor?

I have the key, but seem to have lost the tractor..... help anyone?

Posted on August 4, 2009 at 4:12pm — 5 Comments

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I is back

Comrades, after a while away picking potatoes and scraping wheels in far off lands, I has returned to Slabovia.

Lots has changed no doubt - can anyone fill me in?

Tractor Magnet :P

Posted on June 18, 2009 at 6:05pm —

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limerick challenge

There was an old goat from Slabovia
To his kids he screamed you get over here
They had run far away, even though he said stay
That slaboric old goat from Slabovia

Posted on April 24, 2009 at 9:12pm — 2 Comments

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Anyone seen my socks?

Ok, so I had a job interview this morning. No, I'm not looking to stop my tenure as a tractorwheel scraper - that is what I do full time - but I did get asked to an interview in Slabograd as some sort of science test subject at Prof Probious's labs. Now I was definitely up for it - I had dug out my best pants and everything, but then I encountered a problem... I had lost my socks. I do have more than one pair of socks, but there are only two that exist without holes. And since my last pair of sh… Continue

Posted on February 4, 2009 at 9:27pm — 1 Comment

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My Field and ME

Thought I'd spend a little time telling you all about my field. It's filled with mud. When it rains the mud goes all squelchy and my animals get stuck. They can't move. But this is a good thing. They never escape when it rains.

Contrary to popular belief I do not grow potatoes. Nope. I grow turnip and cabbage. But I've had a poor harvest this year.

Anyway, the only other thing to say about my field comrades is that I live in it. So if you're passing, please do pop in for a mug of tea

Tractor… Continue

Posted on January 20, 2009 at 3:43pm — 2 Comments

 
 

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