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Hail Alyska btw - he has brought many to SlabSpace and should be rewarded for his efforts!
Anyone and everyone should be inviting comrade! I agrees. Slabovia is small and should grow - we are at our best when we're all talking and throwing potatoes. I had my cat enroll, but she finds it difficult to commicate using the keyboard... any s...
Welcomes back! Let's have a reonion (not a reunion - that would be too western!)
Nothing has changed.
The place has even died alittle.
I shed a tear for Slabovia.
Bigger Than America Party!?! at Slabovia
December 12, 2010 all day
Comrades, Slabovia is now bigger than America (TBC). This will be the party of the year, the decade, the millenium! All Slabovians must attend (there is going to be a game of musical chairs, which is estimated to last 3 years).
good rant!
Comrades, after a while away picking potatoes and scraping wheels in far off lands, I has returned to Slabovia.
Lots has changed no doubt - can anyone fill me in?
Tractor Magnet :P
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- What is your Slabovian profession
- Tractor Wheel Scraper
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- General Schmerdiakov
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It's great being a tractor wheel scraper :)
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limerick challenge
There was an old goat from Slabovia
To his kids he screamed you get over here
They had run far away, even though he said stay
That slaboric old goat from Slabovia
To his kids he screamed you get over here
They had run far away, even though he said stay
That slaboric old goat from Slabovia
Posted on April 24, 2009 at 9:12pm — 2 Comments
Anyone seen my socks?
Ok, so I had a job interview this morning. No, I'm not looking to stop my tenure as a tractorwheel scraper - that is what I do full time - but I did get asked to an interview in Slabograd as some sort of science test subject at Prof Probious's labs. Now I was definitely up for it - I had dug out my best pants and everything, but then I encountered a problem... I had lost my socks. I do have more than one pair of socks, but there are only two that exist without holes. And since my last pair of sh… Continue
Posted on February 4, 2009 at 9:27pm — 1 Comment
My Field and ME
Thought I'd spend a little time telling you all about my field. It's filled with mud. When it rains the mud goes all squelchy and my animals get stuck. They can't move. But this is a good thing. They never escape when it rains.
Contrary to popular belief I do not grow potatoes. Nope. I grow turnip and cabbage. But I've had a poor harvest this year.
Anyway, the only other thing to say about my field comrades is that I live in it. So if you're passing, please do pop in for a mug of tea
Tractor… Continue
Contrary to popular belief I do not grow potatoes. Nope. I grow turnip and cabbage. But I've had a poor harvest this year.
Anyway, the only other thing to say about my field comrades is that I live in it. So if you're passing, please do pop in for a mug of tea
Tractor… Continue
Posted on January 20, 2009 at 3:43pm — 2 Comments
Give Presents Day Stuff
Comrades, you may have seen my Give Presents Day card? I have been working on it for several months. Thankfully The General spotted my work and has placed it in a photogroup. Can I suggest that we all have a little festive tinker of arts and crafts and submit them on SlabSpace? We could build a veritable Slabovian merchandising operation... or at the very least have a pile of stuff to The General!?!
PS. Anyone getting… Continue
PS. Anyone getting… Continue
Posted on December 2, 2008 at 1:40pm —
Comment Wall (130 comments)
- At 5:55pm on June 22, 2009, Alyska said…
- Tractor, How goes your day? Spudracketing much?
- At 7:55pm on May 18, 2009,
Stefan Benski said… - Goody day Mr magnet! It has been too long since we has crossed paths in muddy field. I has been very busy raping off against the BIGOV! and other things. How is no1 yellow dude doing today?
- At 4:47pm on April 4, 2009,
Comrade Seska said… - Greetings!
Why I am finding it wonderful here thankyou, finally a place that believes all western chavs should be made to run around a field creating energy for us fellow Slabovians!
How is one this fine morning?
- At 7:17pm on April 3, 2009,
Sgt.Pickles said… - I feel tired, comrade. Very tired. How is you?
- At 10:58am on April 2, 2009, Lewis said…
- Hey Comrade, How you doing?
- At 9:07pm on March 30, 2009, Lewis said…
- Thanks! I asked my friend to make it for me, He is very good with graphics like that.
- At 12:36pm on March 26, 2009, Lewis said…
- Lol, I love your pictures. I epic lol'd at the pickle-pops one.
- At 5:18pm on March 23, 2009,
Comrade Rebel said… - Bojemoi!
Thankyou for my greeting. I see you are a Tractor Wheel Scraper? How interesting.
Comrade Rebel.
- At 9:07pm on March 17, 2009, Alyska said…
- Howya doing Tractor? Havent heard from your end of the field lately? Any good scrapes recently?
- At 4:42pm on February 25, 2009,
Maik said… - Bojemoi Comrade, I would indeed be interested in you doing the catering! I was thinking of a mainly potato based selection, but of course it's up to you. Just make what you're best at.
Orders From The General
Comrades, I have formulated a devious plan to lure more unsuspecting westerners to Slabovia – by holding our first ever Slabovian Film Festival. Invitations have been sent out to some of the worlds leading stars, like Macaulay Culkin, Gunther from Friends and Danny DeVeto.
We have one problem though comrades, due to the lack of freedom of speech laws I have passed we have no films to show. All citizens are now ordered to make Slabovian Short Films and upload them to SlabSpace tagging them ‘Slabobuster’ to be shown at the festival. See the Slabovian Film Festival Event for more details.
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A potential comrade love interest will come to you today and destroy your self confidence. Bizarrely, you will attempt a counter-strike by trimming your pigs trotters. Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. You can't star in your own communist television show if you're a no-talented idiot. Just something to keep in mind - no particular reference to you. Oink!
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