You will learn to love and fear me...
It is I, Slabovia's great and illustrious leader, General Schmerdiakov. For many a moon, I have ruled this land with an iron first - though I have recently underwent surgery to this replaced with a light-weight plastic one. Now, once again, I can raise my arm!
I have a kind heart... the kind that will crush anyone that stands in my way. All must obey me, or punishment will be severe.
General Schmerdiakov's Blog
Comrades, it is I your fearless leader General Schmerdiakov. Stop grovelling and here what I have to say!
As citizens of The People's Republic of Slabovia I have been most impressed by your dedication to Slaboiva and its SlabSpace networking site-thing. Your efforts at bringing Slabovia to the attention to the world has also been noted and I have a new set of medals being made up for those who have shown most loyalty.
Next on the agenda is something evolutionary - there shall be no talk of rev…
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Posted on June 22, 2009 at 3:15pm —

Comrades, it has recently come to my attention that some illegal literature of a titillating nature have been posted on Slabspace. The offending items have now been removed. Pictures of the naked form are illegal in Slabovia, particularly of big toes, ears and armpits, and anyo…
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Posted on May 18, 2009 at 10:30am — 8 Comments
Comrades,
I have just been handed some important information. The West has finally acknowledged that our Great Republic of Slabovia is a force to be reckoned with and we been put up for a strange thing called a 'Webby Award'.
My minions in the centre for technology research tell me that winning this award will take me one step closer to realising my dream of World Domination! This being this case, I expect all citizens to vote for Slabovia.tv. In fact, let it not stop there, tell all your frie…
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Posted on April 14, 2009 at 5:00pm — 5 Comments

Comrades, with your help I have chosen the new Slabovian national flag. There were two entries which acquired the most votes so I devised a complex way of choosing between them. Then I realised I had forgotten the words to eeny meeny miney mo so I decided we shall have two fl…
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Posted on March 30, 2009 at 11:30am — 6 Comments

Comrades I have had a typically brilliant idea - we shall celebrate Brown Nose Day. The point of this event is to Brown Nose the most important person in your life - i.e me! It's such a good idea that Westerners are already copying it in the form of 'Comic Relief'. Stupid Western…
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Posted on March 4, 2009 at 3:57pm — 1 Comment