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GUTS is HERE!!!! Tell me you love me!
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Started this discussion. Last reply by StupidSheep Nov. 13, 2009.

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It is I, Slabovia's great and illustrious leader, General Schmerdiakov. For many a moon, I have ruled this land with an iron first - though I have recently underwent surgery to this replaced with a light-weight plastic one. Now, once again, I can raise my arm!

I have a kind heart... the kind that will crush anyone that stands in my way. All must obey me, or punishment will be severe.

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At 11:10am on January 1, 2010, pytor masnov said…
Happy new year general lets hope this year we show the west that slabovia is dominant
At 8:13pm on November 23, 2009, mr donkey said…
thankyou general for featureing me please feal free to view my new albums thankyou again greate leader
At 12:35pm on November 14, 2009, Comrade Rebel said…
Dearest General Schmerdiakov,

Bojemoi sir! I would like to thank you once again, as I has just recieved my ration pack in the thing westerners call "the post". Thankyou, almighty General! I be a very happy Slabovian now that I has official shirts for me to wear, every where I gos!

From your loyal,
Comrade Rebel.
At 7:09pm on November 11, 2009, Maik said…
Although there are more to come...
At 7:08pm on November 11, 2009, Maik said…
General, the task is done!

http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/social/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=151420
http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?p=635399#post635399
http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?p=635395#post635395
At 9:56am on November 5, 2009, artictfaycel said…
hellw
At 10:03am on November 02, 2009, someone gave General Schmerdiakov a gift
cheers and Bojemoi, General Shmerdiakov
At 9:43pm on October 30, 2009, Amy Khan said…
Mighty general, I do believe you should publish a slabovian icons calander. Of course, every page would feature you.
At 8:20pm on October 27, 2009, Comrade Saint said…
Hello mighty general.
As I am sure you know, I am organising an invasion of silly western city 'Manchester', in the hopes of reimbursing faith in Slabovia. Could you perhaps give over some of your much-coveted feature space for this event?
Oh, and stupidsheep - THIS IS WHY WE HATE THE WEST! IN SLABOVIA, WE WILL NEVER STRIKE.
That is all.
At 2:07pm on October 26, 2009, Comrade Rebel said…
mighty general. as our leader, it is obviously compulsory to love you, and i do. very muchly. you are my idol, sir.

i would like to ask if you would give me the amazing hnor of having one of your ration packs? i would loves to haves one, and i promise to do three times as much more pickle inspeciting for you, so you can eats a perfectly poised pickle, oh glorious general.

your loyal citizen, rebel.

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Making SlabSpace Better - Or Else!

Comrades, it is I your fearless leader General Schmerdiakov. Stop grovelling and here what I have to say!

As citizens of The People's Republic of Slabovia I have been most impressed by your dedication to Slaboiva and its SlabSpace networking site-thing. Your efforts at bringing Slabovia to the attention to the world has also been noted and I have a new set of medals being made up for those who have shown most loyalty.

Next on the agenda is something evolutionary - there shall be no talk of rev… Continue

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Banned Pictures



Comrades, it has recently come to my attention that some illegal literature of a titillating nature have been posted on Slabspace. The offending items have now been removed. Pictures of the naked form are illegal in Slabovia, particularly of big toes, ears and armpits, and anyo… Continue

Posted on May 18, 2009 at 10:30am — 8 Comments

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World Take Over; One Click Away

Comrades,

I have just been handed some important information. The West has finally acknowledged that our Great Republic of Slabovia is a force to be reckoned with and we been put up for a strange thing called a 'Webby Award'.

My minions in the centre for technology research tell me that winning this award will take me one step closer to realising my dream of World Domination! This being this case, I expect all citizens to vote for Slabovia.tv. In fact, let it not stop there, tell all your frie… Continue

Posted on April 14, 2009 at 5:00pm — 4 Comments

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New Slabovian Flag


Comrades, with your help I have chosen the new Slabovian national flag. There were two entries which acquired the most votes so I devised a complex way of choosing between them. Then I realised I had forgotten the words to eeny meeny miney mo so I decided we shall have two fl… Continue

Posted on March 30, 2009 at 11:30am — 5 Comments

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Brown Nose Day



Comrades I have had a typically brilliant idea - we shall celebrate Brown Nose Day. The point of this event is to Brown Nose the most important person in your life - i.e me! It's such a good idea that Westerners are already copying it in the form of 'Comic Relief'. Stupid Western… Continue

Posted on March 4, 2009 at 3:57pm — 1 Comment

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