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It is I, Slabovia's great and illustrious leader, General Schmerdiakov. For many a moon, I have ruled this land with an iron first - though I have recently underwent surgery to this replaced with a light-weight plastic one. Now, once again, I can raise my arm!

I have a kind heart... the kind that will crush anyone that stands in my way. All must obey me, or punishment will be severe.

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At 9:56am on November 5, 2009, artictfaycel said…
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At 10:03am on November 02, 2009, someone gave General Schmerdiakov a gift…
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cheers and Bojemoi, General Shmerdiakov
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At 9:43pm on October 30, 2009, Amy Khan said…
Mighty general, I do believe you should publish a slabovian icons calander. Of course, every page would feature you.
At 8:20pm on October 27, 2009, Comrade Saint said…
Hello mighty general.
As I am sure you know, I am organising an invasion of silly western city 'Manchester', in the hopes of reimbursing faith in Slabovia. Could you perhaps give over some of your much-coveted feature space for this event?
Oh, and stupidsheep - THIS IS WHY WE HATE THE WEST! IN SLABOVIA, WE WILL NEVER STRIKE.
That is all.
At 2:07pm on October 26, 2009, Comrade Rebel said…
mighty general. as our leader, it is obviously compulsory to love you, and i do. very muchly. you are my idol, sir.

i would like to ask if you would give me the amazing hnor of having one of your ration packs? i would loves to haves one, and i promise to do three times as much more pickle inspeciting for you, so you can eats a perfectly poised pickle, oh glorious general.

your loyal citizen, rebel.
At 5:08pm on October 23, 2009, StupidSheep said…
Oh and thankyou General for the ration pack.

But I would advise waiting until the postal strike is over, just to be sure!

:D
At 5:05pm on October 23, 2009, StupidSheep said…
General...

SlabSpace appears to believe that it is not my birthday today...

Why is this great and noble one?
At 2:03pm on October 23, 2009, Francis David Mitchell said…
I am loyal supporter of Engelski football team Ipswich Town but we have stupid manager who, I suspect, does not respect General Schmerdiakov. Would it be possible for him to PERISH!!!!! before our Championship status perishes?
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At 11:07am on October 21, 2009, StupidSheep said…
General Schmerdiakov, you are totally epic. You deserve a ferry, covered in beef and carrots you are that awesome. Now being as you are so gracious and noble, and you have the body other leaders could only dream of (Even Arnold Schwarznegger!) I would love it if you would grant me the honour, of a Slabovian Ration Pack. It is also m birthday on friday, so that could add to the reasons which you would like to give me a ration pack.


Yours Faithfully,

Comrade StupidSheep of Slabograd.

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Making SlabSpace Better - Or Else!

Comrades, it is I your fearless leader General Schmerdiakov. Stop grovelling and here what I have to say!

As citizens of The People's Republic of Slabovia I have been most impressed by your dedication to Slaboiva and its SlabSpace networking site-thing. Your efforts at bringing Slabovia to the attention to the world has also been noted and I have a new set of medals being made up for those who have shown most loyalty.

Next on the agenda is something evolutionary - there shall be no talk of rev… Continue

Posted on June 22, 2009 at 3:15pm —

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Banned Pictures



Comrades, it has recently come to my attention that some illegal literature of a titillating nature have been posted on Slabspace. The offending items have now been removed. Pictures of the naked form are illegal in Slabovia, particularly of big toes, ears and armpits, and anyo… Continue

Posted on May 18, 2009 at 10:30am — 8 Comments

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World Take Over; One Click Away

Comrades,

I have just been handed some important information. The West has finally acknowledged that our Great Republic of Slabovia is a force to be reckoned with and we been put up for a strange thing called a 'Webby Award'.

My minions in the centre for technology research tell me that winning this award will take me one step closer to realising my dream of World Domination! This being this case, I expect all citizens to vote for Slabovia.tv. In fact, let it not stop there, tell all your frie… Continue

Posted on April 14, 2009 at 5:00pm — 4 Comments

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New Slabovian Flag


Comrades, with your help I have chosen the new Slabovian national flag. There were two entries which acquired the most votes so I devised a complex way of choosing between them. Then I realised I had forgotten the words to eeny meeny miney mo so I decided we shall have two fl… Continue

Posted on March 30, 2009 at 11:30am — 5 Comments

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Brown Nose Day



Comrades I have had a typically brilliant idea - we shall celebrate Brown Nose Day. The point of this event is to Brown Nose the most important person in your life - i.e me! It's such a good idea that Westerners are already copying it in the form of 'Comic Relief'. Stupid Western… Continue

Posted on March 4, 2009 at 3:57pm — 1 Comment

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Is it out tonight, then?
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Were you looking for the word 'sellout slapper', comrade?
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I booked it off work. I'm coming.
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