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World Take Over; One Click Away at Slabograd
April 15, 2009 at 8pm to April 30, 2009 at 11:45pm
Comrades,
I have just been handed some important information. The West has finally acknowledged that our Great Republic of Slabovia is a force to be reckoned with and we been put up for a strange thing called a 'Webby Award'.
My minions in the cen…
would it be possible to get us a Karcher pressure washer or is that something i just dreampt of?
i'm wearing holes in my trousers from wipeing the mud off my scraper all the time.
Paint Your Slabovian Eggs Day at Slabograd
April 10, 2009 all day
With Fear The Rabbit Day fast approaching citizens are given today off from their work duties to paint and upload their Slabovian Eggs.
Slabovian Eggs are the only way for citizens to defend themselves against the Evil Easter Bunny sent by the west…
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- At 1:11pm on March 25, 2009,
Alyska said…
- Well Comrade, Lately Ive been a little busy with the whole propaganda thing at the moment, But lately Ive bribed the guards at the Smerdiakov Power plant to get me some strange hissing acid. My plan was originally to dip my scraper in the acid, but this made the scraper melt, so I just poured it onto the tractor. All... went well...
Would you know where I could get rid of a melted metal heap?
- At 9:46am on March 19, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- Bojemoi comrade The Duvs. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Tractor Wheel Scraper and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Tractor Wheel Scrapers group and meet your fellow comrades.
I have ordered all citizens to design Slabovia’s new Slabovian National Flag. Join the Slabovian Arts Council to download your Slabovian Symbols and upload your flag design. The winning design will be rewarded.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
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- Tractor Wheel Scraper
- Who Is The Most Important Person In The World?
- General Schmerdiakov
never know what to write in these boxes, so i thought this would do for now
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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
Nothing like the classics, eh comrade?
Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! We just get filthy Western slave to do it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
Does The Rock count, or do we leave western sweaty men alone?
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
Really?
My Chemistry teacher tried a few times, but alas my old school never caught.
>:(
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