April 15, 2009 at 8pm to April 30, 2009 at 11:45pm
Comrades,
I have just been handed some important information. The West has finally acknowledged that our Great Republic of Slabovia is a force to be reckoned with and we been put up for a strange thing called a 'Webby Award'.
My minions in the c...
would it be possible to get us a Karcher pressure washer or is that something i just dreampt of?
i'm wearing holes in my trousers from wipeing the mud off my scraper all the time.
With Fear The Rabbit Day fast approaching citizens are given today off from their work duties to paint and upload their Slabovian Eggs.
Slabovian Eggs are the only way for citizens to defend themselves against the Evil Easter Bunny sent by the we...
Well Comrade, Lately Ive been a little busy with the whole propaganda thing at the moment, But lately Ive bribed the guards at the Smerdiakov Power plant to get me some strange hissing acid. My plan was originally to dip my scraper in the acid, but this made the scraper melt, so I just poured it onto the tractor. All... went well...
Would you know where I could get rid of a melted metal heap?
Bojemoi comrade The Duvs. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Tractor Wheel Scraper and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Tractor Wheel Scrapers group and meet your fellow comrades.
I have ordered all citizens to design Slabovia’s new Slabovian National Flag. Join the Slabovian Arts Council to download your Slabovian Symbols and upload your flag design. The winning design will be rewarded.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
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What is your Slabovian profession
Tractor Wheel Scraper
Who Is The Most Important Person In The World?
General Schmerdiakov
never know what to write in these boxes, so i thought this would do for now
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
Comrades.
Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack.
So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool!
Anyways.
Bye.