Bojemoi comrade Nothing. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
We have reached the final of the Slabovia’s Not Got Talent competition. The finalists have been chosen and as my gift to you (don’t get used to it) I am permitting you to help decide the winner. Now you must watch the finalists in action and choose the best. Do not disappoint me.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
The General wouldn't let me leave even if I wanted to. Will have to check with the general if I can change my name though. I'll get back to you on that! In the mean time I'll sit on my 662 tractor as a compromise comrade.
BTW I see you are a pig polishers. ROck counters are good with numbers - they may be of more use to you on your quest
greets comrade - i see you are a fan of numbers. I am a fan of tractors! One of my serial plates on my tractor says 662, so perhaps that works for ya ;)
Let me know if you need your wheels scraped sometime
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
Comrades.
Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack.
So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool!
Anyways.
Bye.
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I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
We have reached the final of the Slabovia’s Not Got Talent competition. The finalists have been chosen and as my gift to you (don’t get used to it) I am permitting you to help decide the winner. Now you must watch the finalists in action and choose the best. Do not disappoint me.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
i want nothign to do with your odd social gatherings.
BTW I see you are a pig polishers. ROck counters are good with numbers - they may be of more use to you on your quest
Let me know if you need your wheels scraped sometime