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Bojemoi dudes and comrades I am Nietzsche!!!! You has probably seen me and my best buddy Kierky presenting our award winning Channel 4 TV Series The KNTV Show. I is not one to blow my own trumpet, because I don't have a trumpet.......and even if I did I don't know how to plays the trumpet.......but it is top show!!!

In our new series, we will be looking at SEX!!!!!!! I know what you is thinking........you is thinking hang a lang a loo, who better to teach the citizens of Slabovia abouts sex than Nietzsche. Well you is right!!!! You should check out www.slabovia.tv to find out more.

Other than presenting top TV show, I has many other interests..... goat lifting, snooker and potato licking. I would be very interested in hearing from other people (epsecially pretty girls), who share my interests.

Look forward to chatting to you on Slabspace.
Be cool.

Nietzsche xxxx





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The Boldski and the Beautiful?

Comrades and Dudes,

I don't knows about you but I have been captivated by the roller-coaster Slabovian romance between Comrade 4 and Maik. I have just been reading the blog posts and it seems to have more plot twists than an episode of Westenders. Could they star in Slabovia's next soap opera and what would it be called?

Confessions of a Potato Licker ?
The Boldski and the Beautiful?
RoMaikov and Comrade Juliet 4?

Posted on February 6, 2009 at 4:00pm — 2 Comments

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KNTV Sex Thanks

Thanks to everyone who got in touch about state-approved tv show KNTV Sex. It was a very emotional journey and we don't have space to thanks everyone who helped out: Thanks to The General, Afansia, Burgess McPhilbin and the little man in the canteen who made me onions on toast. If you didn't catch it, it's on State TV and will surely be repeated endlessly on Channel 4. Bojemoi!

Posted on December 9, 2008 at 10:48am — 2 Comments

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At 6:45pm on June 9, 2009, StupidSheep said…
Bojemoi Comrade Nietzche,

StupidSheeps the name!
I was recently watching your state-approved TV show, it was amazing!

StupidSheep
At 11:28am on May 12, 2009, Comrade Rachh. said…
Bojemio Nietzsche, I am Comrade Rachh.
And I must say I am very much impressed with yourself and Kierky's song writing skills. Though you are Slabovian's, so why am I not surprised?
I hope you are having a good day Comrade :)
At 5:59pm on May 11, 2009, Lewis said…
Greetings Nietzsche, I always wanted to speak with you ever since I saw KNTV Sex. I still use my favorite quote that came out your talk box...

"Winnie the Pooh?"

Good times.
At 4:13pm on May 6, 2009, Comrade Snotface said…
That is fine Nietzsche. The General is all!
Comrade Snotace. O'x
At 3:44pm on April 6, 2009, Amy Khan said…
"Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders", I believe it was Nietzsche that said that was it not?
At 9:57pm on March 24, 2009, Mattie said…
Hows are you ??
At 6:36pm on February 28, 2009, Amy Khan said…
Yes is muchly fun respecting orders =)


and yourself?
At 5:09am on February 8, 2009, Comrade 4 said…
Nietzsche, ilu! Hehe!
At 5:08am on February 8, 2009, Comrade 4 said…
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At 2:13pm on February 7, 2009, Amy Khan said…
I loves you Nietzsche

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