Welcome to Slabovia, the greatist nation ever.
all hail the General.
now i see that you joined the pickle inspectors group. i am a master pickle inspector ( i wrote the maunal on how to be one) and under state law, you must read the maunals of the professions that you are in. thje pickle inspecting manual is finished, but there are some others that are not. i do not belive that the rock counters manual is done, you may wish to help write it.
Good avatar comrade! I see you have a wee Slabovian - another number for us to add to our population count! It's frighten your comrades day... I'm planning to do a bobbing for potatoes event in my shack later on. Hopefully the general may make an appearance ;)
Matlockovia, I also notice that you do not have a slabovian passport photograph on your profile. Please use this one, unless you find a better one in your wallet
Welcome Matlockovia! Our nation is now a bigger and better place for having you in it. Soon we shall be the size of America... only 301 million to go! Tell friends... and enemies!
However, I notice that your answer to question 3 'who is the most important person in the world' is wrong!?! You must learn that it is I, General Schmerdiakov, that rules all. This time, I will forgive you.
You have been awarded the Sickle & Pickle medal for joining SlabSpace!
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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all hail the General.
now i see that you joined the pickle inspectors group. i am a master pickle inspector ( i wrote the maunal on how to be one) and under state law, you must read the maunals of the professions that you are in. thje pickle inspecting manual is finished, but there are some others that are not. i do not belive that the rock counters manual is done, you may wish to help write it.
However, I notice that your answer to question 3 'who is the most important person in the world' is wrong!?! You must learn that it is I, General Schmerdiakov, that rules all. This time, I will forgive you.
You have been awarded the Sickle & Pickle medal for joining SlabSpace!