Jam(i come in raspberry and apricot, if ure lucky i might smuggle you some marmalade)
hello comrades my name is jam ,
i have a great proffesion: pig polisher.
my nicknames are 'chicken george' and 'gayboy'
errr. dont call me that, please??
my hobbies include : drawing pigs, drawing potatoes, making pickle and potato sculptures, finding invigorating new potato recipes, worshipping pigs and of course......saluting the general, which i do (unless in a coma, and even then i get someone to do it for me) 89 times a day :P yeah thats right.
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I be good thankyou Jam. You certainly be hearing right. I have heard that you has been eating very nasty German brecky bars? Well, they are made my the westerners, they are bound to be a touch on the bad side.
And don't mention the help on that there polish store. It be my pleasure. :)
Rebel. x
Yes, the Slabograd SuperShiner Store stock it. Just ask any memerb of staff there, and they will deal with all your piggy polish needs.
It is a very useful place. They have a sister-store, called Slabograd Inspect-O-Pickle Store. Very very good for pickle inspectors likes me.
How be you, Jam?
Rebel.
Hello. How was my German vocab book? x)
Accept my friend request!
Rebel.
=(
I hope all is well with you comrade..... and I hopes you appreciated my colourful magic pickles. Are they behaving well?
i is itching to spread teh word !!
CTC shall join or perish...
as promised I will gives you three magic pickles. Should arrive later tonight. I send thems first class.
=P
How are you on this fine Slabovian morning comrade?
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