Name: Hot Potato
Age: to high
Gender: carnt remember
Profession: potato licker
Past experience: licking the holy potato
Your oppinion on the General: hes my idol ^_^
Which proffesion do you plan to teach(Strike from choice below)
Rock counter.
Pickl…
The inaugural Brown Nose Day event in celebration of General Gregory Schmerdiakov. Make sure you brown nose him on this day or summer is cancelled. Upload your Brown Nose Day pics and videos to Slabspace.
Bojemoi Comrade.
I See You Have Germinated Mine and Comrade Kathryn's Dearest Derek the Cusion. You and a Certain Sam ward, Must Be Punished For Such A crime.
Comrade Katrhyn and Myself Shall Think Of a Suitable Punishment, and Report Back To You.
Use This Time To Get your Stort Straight.
Derek Would Also Like A formal Written Apology.
Lovest, Comrade Kathryn, comrade Chelswhan, and Derek.
xx
Why hello there Comrade.
It's nice to see you have joined our beautiful Slabovia.
I would like the take this time to thank you for your helps earlier todays with my putting-up-poster duties. We needs people to know about us! And a poster on the Westerners Norton Villaige sign was just the way to do it!
Bojemoi comrade Hot Potato. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Potato Lickerand so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Potato Lickers group and meet your fellow comrades.
Friday 13th March is Brown Nose Day, when all citizens get to 'brown nose' me, The General. Upload your Brown Nose Day pictures and videos tagging them 'Brown' to be added to my Brown Nose Day Album. Citizens have also been designing our new Slabovian National Flag. Join the Slabovian Arts Council to download your Slabovian Symbols and upload your flag design. The winning design will be rewarded.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...