Comrades, Slabovia is now bigger than America (TBC). This will be the party of the year, the decade, the millenium! All Slabovians must attend (there is going to be a game of musical chairs, which is estimated to last 3 years).
i trim to just ofer the correct length then i file and polish each trotter (as shown by an old pig polisher before he died) by hand over many hours and shape them individially so the pig can be perfectly balanced as it walks around, as for a lactati…
i woul but the place where i live is the back of beyond but... i suggest the papers...people are starting to talk about kntv...urm...there's a t shirt??? i only discovered the site today and will tell my friends to join
October 9
i saw the svets on tv and looked up the webpage...then discovered slabspace:)
Bojemoi comrade geo78. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Trotter Trimmer and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Trotter Trimmers group and meet your fellow comrades.
Slabovia’s iPhone game is coming and soon you will all be able to play with my GUTS! This will be the only iPhone game to have ever been set inside a dictator…ME! You must all go out and spread your GUTS all over the net and inform the west of my gruesome invasion.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...