Today comrades the consumer monkeys from the west are tricked by the commercial industries to waste hard earned moneys buying cards, which they give to their Mothers. They call this Mother’s Day.
The history of Mother's Day is centuries old and g...
With Fear The Rabbit Day fast approaching citizens are given today off from their work duties to paint and upload their Slabovian Eggs.
Slabovian Eggs are the only way for citizens to defend themselves against the Evil Easter Bunny sent by the we...
Be afraid, be very afraid comrades as it is Fear The Rabbit Day. On this day we prepare our defences for attack from the evil Easter bunny.
The only way to defend yourself against this big eared, fluffy killing machine is to throw your Slabovian ...
The inaugural Brown Nose Day event in celebration of General Gregory Schmerdiakov. Make sure you brown nose him on this day or summer is cancelled. Upload your Brown Nose Day pics and videos to Slabspace.
Comrade, I leave you this message in the hope that we might be more active in Slabovia! We must at least be sure to Slabovianise some countries in the baltic, do you not agree?
Bojemoi comrade eyeballski. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
This week Slabovia has become the first country to launch the a pig into space. The Appolski 31 rocket is now in flying through the atmosphere on a mission to find vital mud resources on Neptune. You can become a member of mission control by joining SASA. Elsewhere the Slabovian emblem, the Sickle and Pickle is appearing all over the world. Download your copy, personalise it, take pictures and upload to Slabspace. Make surer to tag them “Slabovianised” so that I can find them!
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war