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You Decide This Day...Day at Slabograd
May 10, 2009 all day
Today comrades the consumer monkeys from the west are tricked by the commercial industries to waste hard earned moneys buying cards, which they give to their Mothers. They call this Mother’s Day.
The history of Mother's Day is centuries old and goe…
Paint Your Slabovian Eggs Day at Slabograd
April 10, 2009 all day
With Fear The Rabbit Day fast approaching citizens are given today off from their work duties to paint and upload their Slabovian Eggs.
Slabovian Eggs are the only way for citizens to defend themselves against the Evil Easter Bunny sent by the west…
Fear The Rabbit Day at Slabograd
April 12, 2009 all day
Be afraid, be very afraid comrades as it is Fear The Rabbit Day. On this day we prepare our defences for attack from the evil Easter bunny.
The only way to defend yourself against this big eared, fluffy killing machine is to throw your Slabovian Eg…
A place for Rock Counters
you evil man
Brown Nose Day at Slabovia
March 13, 2009 all day
The inaugural Brown Nose Day event in celebration of General Gregory Schmerdiakov. Make sure you brown nose him on this day or summer is cancelled. Upload your Brown Nose Day pics and videos to Slabspace.
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- At 9:47pm on August 12, 2009,
Maik said…
- Comrade, I leave you this message in the hope that we might be more active in Slabovia! We must at least be sure to Slabovianise some countries in the baltic, do you not agree?
- At 3:47pm on June 25, 2009,
StupidSheep said…
- Its name be
The Western Crusher
Handcrafted by Comrade Stumpinunski back in 5,000,000 BC!
In case you didnt know, Stumpinunski spent several years travelling around Outer Slabovia!
SS
- At 3:46pm on June 25, 2009,
StupidSheep said…
- Comrade,
I have decided to give you my best tractor for your Birthday!
Many Happy Returns!
SS
- At 1:37pm on June 25, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- Comrade - I see it is the day of your birth of many years past! I give to you the gift of an extra potato (you will find it in the field).
HAIL
- At 11:54am on March 2, 2009,
Fyodor Popov said…
- Bojemoi comrade, welcome to Slabovia. Give me a shout if you have any questions that need answered.
- At 10:49am on March 2, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- Bojemoi comrade eyeballski. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
This week Slabovia has become the first country to launch the a pig into space. The Appolski 31 rocket is now in flying through the atmosphere on a mission to find vital mud resources on Neptune. You can become a member of mission control by joining SASA. Elsewhere the Slabovian emblem, the Sickle and Pickle is appearing all over the world. Download your copy, personalise it, take pictures and upload to Slabspace. Make surer to tag them “Slabovianised” so that I can find them!
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
- At 10:25pm on February 28, 2009,
Maik said…
- Bojemoi Comrade!
I see my propaganda spewing has not gone unheeded. Welcome to Slabovia =D
- At 3:00pm on February 28, 2009,
Stefan Benski said… - Welcome comrade. I hopes you has good times here in glorious nation.
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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
Nothing like the classics, eh comrade?
Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! We just get filthy Western slave to do it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
Does The Rock count, or do we leave western sweaty men alone?
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
Really?
My Chemistry teacher tried a few times, but alas my old school never caught.
>:(
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