Bojemoi comrade el greco, and welcome to Slabovia. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov.
As a Pig Polisher you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Pig Polishers... go meet your comrades.
This week is Slabovian Fashion week and we are looking for the best dressed citizens. Post you pictures and tag them ‘fashion’ to be entred.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
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I know that you will double your productivity in your Pig Polishing duties today in celebration of this.
Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
all hail the great general dude...big bad schmerdy
As a Pig Polisher you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Pig Polishers... go meet your comrades.
This week is Slabovian Fashion week and we are looking for the best dressed citizens. Post you pictures and tag them ‘fashion’ to be entred.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...