Main Entry: Chipski
Pronunciation:
\ˈchipskee\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle Slabovian; akin to Old Slabovian -cippianskee
Date:
14th century
1 a: a small usually thin and flat piece of rock cut, struck, or flaked off that must be counted twice…
Bojemoi Comrade Scurvy. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
The Slabovian Summer Season has started and it is now your duty to create Slabovian Postcards to be sent round the world. I am also looking for citizens to make tourist videos promoting their part of Slabovia. Upload your Postcards and Tourist Videos to SlabSpace tagging them ‘summer’ and I will find them.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…