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well it worked for Stalin!
Da,you have powerful intellect and good grasp of capitalist
language!
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- At 1:31pm on January 22, 2009,
Bigov said… - greetings comrade, welcomes to slabovia, work hard, hail the general and life will be good
- At 9:49am on January 22, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said… - Britney Spears! It is I, your great and powerful leader General Schmerdiakov, who is the most important person in the world.
Bojemoi comrade Cliff and welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pickle Inspectorand so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pickle Inspectorsgroup and meet your fellow comrades.
Slabovia’s Not Got Talent Auditions are now open. You have two weeks to post your talent on SlabSpace to be in with a chance to reach the finals. Upload a video of yourself doing your talent and tag it ‘talent’ to enter. It is also Slabovian Poetry Night this Sunday, so make sure you download your Slabovian Poetry ~ Volume One.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
Nothing like the classics, eh comrade?
Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! We just get filthy Western slave to do it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
Does The Rock count, or do we leave western sweaty men alone?
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
Really?
My Chemistry teacher tried a few times, but alas my old school never caught.
>:(
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