The Slabovian Spudracket Ball Champoinships start today.
Potatoes and brine, The Schmerdiakov Slopes and muddy courts. What better way to enjoy the Slabovian summer.
All comrades are ordered to take part. All you need is an open space, a racket ...
Today is General's day when all citizens give cards and presents to me...your cruel but lovable tyrant General Schmerdiakov.
Upload your cards and posters tagging them 'General' and I will find and add them to my General's Day Album.
Any citizen...
Comrades, The Slabovian summer is about to begin and citizens will be looking for the ideal getaway.
So it is up to you all to upload your Slabovian postcards and tourist videos to promote your area of Slabovia.
Today all citizens are given the day off from their chosen profession to gather in Slabograd’s town square to protest against Capitalism. Citizens make anti-capitalist posters and sing anti-capitalist songs all day long.
Make and upload your anti...
Comrades, Slabovia is now bigger than America (TBC). This will be the party of the year, the decade, the millenium! All Slabovians must attend (there is going to be a game of musical chairs, which is estimated to last 3 years).
Greatings Comrades I am highly honored to be member of the pig polishers.
Remember Comrades Ní neart go cur le chéile which means unity is strength. LONG LIVE SLABOVIA !!!!
Bojemoi comrade bob barry. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
Around about this festive time of year we celebrate a great man who rose again to become an inspiration to all – that’s right, me! Celebrate my glory by painting your Slabovian eggs and uploading pictures of them to the Slabovian Eggs album. Once we have a massive arsenal of egg weapons we will use them to defeat the terrorist Easter Bunny and drive him out of our land for good!
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
Comrades.
Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack.
So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool!
Anyways.
Bye.