Welcome to Slabovia, Comrade Bethiiii.
I will know you shall enjoy it here, as most of the people from our western school be here, so you has already made lots of friends.
Eeverybody here is friendly!
Bojemoi comrade Bethiiii. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
The Slabovian Summer Season has started and it is now your duty to create Slabovian Postcards to be sent round the world. I am also looking for citizens to make tourist videos promoting their part of Slabovia. Upload your Postcards and Tourist Videos to SlabSpace tagging them ‘summer’ and I will find them.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war