Vladimir Cossack's Page

my fellow comrades,
last week, while i was walking my pig, jimbo, through my glorious field,
out of nowhere,
a hovering object in the sky stopped above me,
this strange glowing green light came down
and before i knew it,
i was floating in the air,
it was like being on bouncy castle,
but without the falling down part.

thats i all i remember of my horrific experience,
i woke up early this morning in the Generals Royal Field,
i was surrounded by pigs
and they smelt very nice

i fear… Continue

My fellow Slabovians,
it gives me great honour to tell you that it is
My birthday!
Mother Cossack sends her love and has left me a shiny new penny,
Father Cossack has passed down the family potato, it will be my duty to now polish it with great care and pride!
Evil twin brother Radimir Cossack sends his apologies for skipping work,
he must be punished!?!
Grandma Cossack is watching Slabovia TV and enjoying every moment
Grandad Cossack is dead.....
but sends his love from beyond… Continue