Thank you comrade Kiev on your compliments for my mud. Not wishing to be wasteful of so precious a resource, I must admit to shaming some of Slabovia's finest with a cocktail of coffee grounds, tea dregs and 'gravy for pork'.
As someone full of meaty goodness yourself, I hope you approve (no pork was harmed and all filming took place under the watchful eye of the Slabovian Porcine Protection Column) Bojemoi!.
I starts at 10 cause somebody has to...have you not heards originals version? We haves many 12ths, an 11th, a 10th and 5th. We just need peoples to start withs a 9th, 8th, 7th, 6th, 4th, 3rd, 2nd, ands a 1st now....... take yr pick comrade.
Bojemoi Viktor Kiev and welcome to SlabSpace. I am glad to see that you have cast aside your western ways and decided to become a Slabovian!?!
Now, as a loyal citizen, you must invite all your friends...and even your enemies to join SlabSpace and I, your great and powerful leader General Schmerdiakov, will reward you!?!
I have granted you the Sickle and Pickle Medal of Honour for signing up...wear it with pride!?!
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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As someone full of meaty goodness yourself, I hope you approve (no pork was harmed and all filming took place under the watchful eye of the Slabovian Porcine Protection Column) Bojemoi!.
Now, as a loyal citizen, you must invite all your friends...and even your enemies to join SlabSpace and I, your great and powerful leader General Schmerdiakov, will reward you!?!
I have granted you the Sickle and Pickle Medal of Honour for signing up...wear it with pride!?!