Thank you comrade Kiev on your compliments for my mud. Not wishing to be wasteful of so precious a resource, I must admit to shaming some of Slabovia's finest with a cocktail of coffee grounds, tea dregs and 'gravy for pork'.
As someone full of meaty goodness yourself, I hope you approve (no pork was harmed and all filming took place under the watchful eye of the Slabovian Porcine Protection Column) Bojemoi!.
I starts at 10 cause somebody has to...have you not heards originals version? We haves many 12ths, an 11th, a 10th and 5th. We just need peoples to start withs a 9th, 8th, 7th, 6th, 4th, 3rd, 2nd, ands a 1st now....... take yr pick comrade.
Bojemoi Viktor Kiev and welcome to SlabSpace. I am glad to see that you have cast aside your western ways and decided to become a Slabovian!?!
Now, as a loyal citizen, you must invite all your friends...and even your enemies to join SlabSpace and I, your great and powerful leader General Schmerdiakov, will reward you!?!
I have granted you the Sickle and Pickle Medal of Honour for signing up...wear it with pride!?!
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
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As someone full of meaty goodness yourself, I hope you approve (no pork was harmed and all filming took place under the watchful eye of the Slabovian Porcine Protection Column) Bojemoi!.
Now, as a loyal citizen, you must invite all your friends...and even your enemies to join SlabSpace and I, your great and powerful leader General Schmerdiakov, will reward you!?!
I have granted you the Sickle and Pickle Medal of Honour for signing up...wear it with pride!?!