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Paint Your Slabovian Eggs Day at Slabograd
April 10, 2009 all day
With Fear The Rabbit Day fast approaching citizens are given today off from their work duties to paint and upload their Slabovian Eggs.
Slabovian Eggs are the only way for citizens to defend themselves against the Evil Easter Bunny sent by the west…
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- What is your Slabovian profession
- Rock Counter
- Who Is The Most Important Person In The World?
- General Schmerdiakov
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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
Nothing like the classics, eh comrade?
Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! We just get filthy Western slave to do it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
Does The Rock count, or do we leave western sweaty men alone?
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
Really?
My Chemistry teacher tried a few times, but alas my old school never caught.
>:(
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I know that you will double your productivity in your rock counting duties today in celebration of this.
Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
This week I have unveiled my plans to “Slabovianise” the World. All citizens are ordered to download the Slabovian Coat Of Arms, personalise it and picture themselves with it in shops, schools and public places. Upload you pictures to SlabSpace tagging them “Slabovianised” to be added to my Slabovianise the World Album.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...