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Stefan Benski
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All is Slabunki with me...... Bojemoi!

Greetings comrades old and new. I is Stefan Benski and I is a pickles inspector. During my time in Slabovia I has becomes minor celebrity by winnings Slabovia's not got talent contest (video is on page somewheres). Everybody here in Slabovia is very friendly and 100% sane. The general is our ruler and I loves him very much (but nots in that way). But if I was that way inclined I wouldn't say no.... anyhoo Slabovia rules and so do you. I must stop typing now and get back to inspecting my pickles...

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MUSINGS OF BENSKI...... 6 zzzzzz

Morning arrived like a day at dawn and I arose to stare at the badass mountains...... today me and my attractive lady guide (Rupert) would ascend the cold harsh environments and mythical beast and other stuff that may be of interest to whoever ventured up there. The ultimate snack..... it was up there and with it.... the answers to everything and nothing....

Rupert was all ready up and brushing her long blond hair..... the sunlight shimmering off her beard.... like a magic golden pickle. I down… Continue

Posted on June 20, 2009 at 10:20am — 5 Comments

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Musings of Benski..... 5!

After havings witnessed enraged piggy eat tyrant worker, I headed towards Rock town. Climbing the badass mountains would be a mighty task, and therefore I woulds need supplies...... mainly beer.

If the ultimate snack was located up these montains then I was goings to need a guide, as I get lost very easily. I saw an old man with a mighty beard and pink platform shoes..... this suggested to me that he was a man of the mountains.

'Oi you!' I yelled at him..... 'Do you know your way around a moun… Continue

Posted on June 10, 2009 at 5:57pm — 3 Comments

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At 9:29am on October 13, 2009, Bigov said…
Comrade benski...Like you I have not been faithful to our great nation and have found myself distant from our great lands, but the times they are a changing brother and it seems a Slabovian revival is under way with an iPhone game and comrade Seska talking of a Slabovian Gathering...will you join us once again?
At 8:50am on October 4, 2009, Maik said…
Comrade!
This is a call for help, we need more things to happen on slabspace! We've been crawling along with about three really active members, and that will not do!
Please, do something, anything, comment on other users, post blogs, just don't let this place die!
At 4:19pm on August 26, 2009, Craig Jackson said…
Greetings Comrade! I am new to slabspace and was wondering if such an exhalted member as yourself would have anything to teach a poor potatohead like me about this glorious place?
At 10:43am on August 13, 2009, StupidSheep said…
BENSKI!
COME BACK PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!
At 2:07pm on August 7, 2009, Comrade Kate said…
I demand you come back to Slabovia to watch the new CP Kai.
At 12:54pm on June 13, 2009, pytor masnov said…
thank u comrade benski it is a honour to share my birthday with my fellow comrades of slabovia
At 7:20pm on June 10, 2009, Octavio Aguirre said…
thank you comrade benski ,love your rap
At 1:35pm on June 8, 2009, General Schmerdiakov said…
Greetings comrade Benski, Your Slabovian Tourist Video will be getting a SlabSpace remix and spread all over the web to promote our tourist trade...with your blessing I am sure!

Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
At 12:39pm on June 4, 2009, Bigov said…
yes comrade, we should plan our summer tour, we gets free potato hooch and the female comrades will go crazy for our pickles, potatoes and pigs
At 7:25pm on June 2, 2009, Comrade Snotface said…
ahh you see comrade. that is not my hot tub. that would be the hot tub of hot potatos parents. who have the money to afford such western things like hot tubs

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