Splatzone's Friends

Splatzone's Groups

A place for Tractor Wheel Scrapers

April 13

April 13

Ewan Gibson and Splatzone are now friends

April 10

Hilarious!

April 10

Haha, the new version is gonna be so much better xD

April 10

Splatzone is now a member of SlabSpace

April 10

At 9:13am on April 13, 2009, General Schmerdiakov said…: Bojemoi comrade Splatzone. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.

I see you have chosen to become a Tractor Wheel Scraper and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Tractor Wheel Scrapers group and meet your fellow comrades.

Citizens are ordered to represent their chosen profession in Slabovia’s Eurovision Wrong Contest. Video yourself singing a song about Slabovia and upload it to SlabSpace tagging it ‘Song’ followed by your profession to be in with a chance of being crowned Slabovia’s State Approved Singer. My plans to Slabovianise The World are coming along nicely. Many citizens have now littered the West with Slabovian propaganda and now you must do the same. Go to my Orders page and download your Slabovian Poster, personalise it and stick it up somewhere in the West. Upload a picture of it and tag it ‘Slabovianise’ to be add to my Slabovianise The World Album.

My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...