Comrades, Professor Probious' will be firing a Slabovian Rocket to Neptune where he believes there is a vast supply of nutrient rich mud.
SASA group members will become Mission Control making important decisions throughout the month long mission....
Bojemoi comrade Scott Murray. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
Around about this festive time of year we celebrate a great man who rose again to become an inspiration to all – that’s right, me! Celebrate my glory by painting your Slabovian eggs and uploading pictures of them to the Slabovian Eggs album. Once we have a massive arsenal of egg weapons we will use them to defeat the terrorist Easter Bunny and drive him out of our land for good!
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
Comrades.
Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack.
So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool!
Anyways.
Bye.
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I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
Around about this festive time of year we celebrate a great man who rose again to become an inspiration to all – that’s right, me! Celebrate my glory by painting your Slabovian eggs and uploading pictures of them to the Slabovian Eggs album. Once we have a massive arsenal of egg weapons we will use them to defeat the terrorist Easter Bunny and drive him out of our land for good!
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...