Bojemoi Rod, I am the General's Son and I run the Slabovian State-approved Television Station and I'm looking for ideas to impress my dad and let him know I'm good at this job.
If you gave me some ideas I swear I would not claim them as my own...honest and I would let you wash all my designer tractors if you do.
Leave your ideas in the Slabovian Arts Council group
Greetings Comrade Rob, Slabovia has been expecting you! I have just finished removing a particularly stubborn hair from my nostril... I may write about this in my diary.
We welcome you to Slabovia - a land that is growing (we will soon be the size of America). And in honour of your joining SlabSpace I award you with the Sickle and Pickle medal. Wear it with pride!
Greetings comrade Rob - great profile pic! Reminds me of my dearly departed pig, Burtinslotoperitch. She was a great pig, but I could simply never pronounce her name - which is entirely my fault as I gave her it. Anyway, she got lost one day and I failed to call her name correctly... she never returned :( Oh well, I have a new pig now. She's a monster!
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What is your Slabovian profession
Pig Polisher
Who Is The Most Important Person In The World?
General Schmerdiakov
Spud head of The week Every week I will be bringing you a spudified celebrity. Try and guess who they are.
Not hard to guess, wasnt to hard to do either, his head was almost a spud already ( ;
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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If you gave me some ideas I swear I would not claim them as my own...honest and I would let you wash all my designer tractors if you do.
Leave your ideas in the Slabovian Arts Council group
We welcome you to Slabovia - a land that is growing (we will soon be the size of America). And in honour of your joining SlabSpace I award you with the Sickle and Pickle medal. Wear it with pride!