Bojemoi. Slabovia's proud scientific heritage is largely - our should I say entirely - thanks to me. I invented the warming mud packs that got Slabovia through the harsh winter of 1935, the potato-ray death cannon that we attempted to hold the world to ransom with in 1957 and - more recently - television (yes, Slabovia invented TV in 1983 despite what you may have read elsewhere).
Now I'm heading up the State-Approved Space Programme (we're after Neptune's Mud) which has been given the green light from The General. We shall be launching soon and so you should join S.A.S.A to be part of Mission Control.