Be afraid, be very afraid comrades as it is Fear The Rabbit Day. On this day we prepare our defences for attack from the evil Easter bunny.
The only way to defend yourself against this big eared, fluffy killing machine is to throw your Slabovian Eg…
Today comrades the consumer monkeys from the west are tricked by the commercial industries to waste hard earned moneys buying cards, which they give to their Mothers. They call this Mother’s Day.
The history of Mother's Day is centuries old and goe…
We have had an exceptional delivery of pickles for inspecting this week, thanks to the heroic efforts of our poo and mud workers. Naturally I will be devoting all my time to pickle inspection in aid of our glorious cause, but if we finish in time, n…
Comrade Patrick was a Pig Polisher who was skilled in talking in an Irish accent. He was a deranged man who was so convinced that he was Irish he even got an Irish wife and an Irish pig and an Irish passport and went to Ireland to live in his Irish…
Comrade Honzik. You are an inspiration to us all. I feel humbled by your dedication to entire pickle world, and the gloriousness of Slabovia in general. Or should that be General? I will no longer fill my bath with decadent hot water and bubble bath…
There is clearly more to this pickle inspecting job than I realised. I never expected the level of technical expertise or the professional standards to be so high. So how do I go about resigning?
Bojemoi comrade Prince Caspian. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pickle Inspectorand so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pickle Inspectorsgroup and meet your fellow comrades.
I have unveiled my plans to “Slabovianise” the World. All citizens are ordered to download the Slabovian Coat Of Arms, personalise it and picture themselves with it in shops, schools and public places. Upload you pictures to SlabSpace tagging them “Slabovianised” to be added to my Slabovianise the World Album.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…