Purhapse the Great General has a solution, maybe you could use this 'Schmerdiakov' to oppress the rocks and count them for many happy hours.
Comrade Mikhail
I counted a grand Number of 24, then relised that i had to start again due to counting the same rock over and over and over again, Damn Western rock's are always out to get us rock counters.
But as Always comrade Mikhail does not complain, i will c…
Comrade Potato Scone, Communist Week was a great success and therefore I have decided to award those citizens who went above and beyond with the Gold Sickle and Pickle Medal.
Potato Scone, rock counters are indeed more intelligent - I applied to be one, but failed to count more than 3 rocks. However, I do feel the role of a pickle inspector means I have an eye for detail.
I enjoyed your bleeding potato. You should bring that issue up with the potato licker group and see what they have to say about it :)
Welcome Potato Scone! Our nation is now a bigger and better place for having you in it. Soon we shall be the size of America... only 301 million to go! Tell friends... and enemies!
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