Comrades, The Slabovian summer is about to begin and citizens will be looking for the ideal getaway.
So it is up to you all to upload your Slabovian postcards and tourist videos to promote your area of Slabovia. Tag them 'summer' and I will find ...
Bojemoi comrade Pops Elysium. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pickle Inspectorand so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pickle Inspectorsgroup and meet your fellow comrades.
All citizens must vote for their favourite Slabovian National Flag Design. Go to the Slabovian National Flag Album and leave your vote in the comments box for your winning design. The winning Flag will be made into the SlabSpace logo throughout the month of April.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war