We went to Slabograd's world famous restaurant, The Pig and Potato. I made the Svets pay for the lunch or I would have told my dad to punish them.
I am the saviour of Slabovian TV and all is going well. I have many shows on the Slabplayer and soon KNTV Sex will be on Channel 4 this November. Have you seen any of the shows on the Slabplayer?
Ahh, you speak of Boris and his lard. He was a good friend of mine. He died in the great chippan fire of 2003 - and he will forever live in my heart (right next to the black rusty nail that was lodged in there some years back). Keep up the good work!
Greetings P!DGE, you remind of my late great great great Grandfather Schmerdiakov, who lead Slabovia through the disastrous rock shortage of 1756. He was the first Slabovian leader to introduce the rock counting profession.
So keep your eyes peeled and mind sharp as we do not want to lose our rocks again!?!
I have granted you the Slabovian Sickle and Pickle Medal for taking on such an important profession!?!
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Rock Counter
Who Is The Most Important Person In The World?
General Schmerdiakov
hey as sooon as i read the plans to take on the us as the worlds super power i had to get in on the act :D
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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But only when I tell him to!?!
I am the saviour of Slabovian TV and all is going well. I have many shows on the Slabplayer and soon KNTV Sex will be on Channel 4 this November. Have you seen any of the shows on the Slabplayer?
What do you think?
How is you?
So keep your eyes peeled and mind sharp as we do not want to lose our rocks again!?!
I have granted you the Slabovian Sickle and Pickle Medal for taking on such an important profession!?!