I saw the tooth fairie under my pillow... i tried to grab her comrades ... I really did... but she threw a 50 pence piece at me and I was blinded!
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The holy spirit as in potatoe vodka?"?! To me the general is the shinniest of the shiny. The most dominearing of the... dominearing. The tallest of the tall and the god-general (like the god father…
Replied Jan 7

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I know that you will double your productivity in your rock counting duties today in celebration of this.
Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
How is you?
Bojemoi comrade Nick Ward. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. I have just awoken from my two week snooze after my Give A Present Day lunch and I am still very grouchy, but welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Trotter Trimmer and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard a grow within this position. You must join the Trotter Trimmers group and meet your fellow comrades.
This month all citizens must inform me of their New Year Resolutions and have them State-Approved. I demand to know what stuff your planning for the year ahead. The Slabovian National Sex Exam is also taking place this week and will continue throughout the month of January. All must pass this exam to successfully go through puberty.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...