April 15, 2009 at 8pm to April 30, 2009 at 11:45pm
Comrades,
I have just been handed some important information. The West has finally acknowledged that our Great Republic of Slabovia is a force to be reckoned with and we been put up for a strange thing called a 'Webby Award'.
My minions in the c...
Comrade Naomi, I have been told that you have been shouting loudly about Slabovia and inviting your western friends. This is good. Your efforts to grow our great nation have not gone unnoticed. I award you with this rare medal of honour...
Bojemoi comrade Naomi Weaver, and welcome to Slabovia. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov.
As a Tractor Wheel Scraper you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Tractor Wheel Scrapers... go meet your comrades.
This week citizens are voting on the State-Approved Top Model entries. You must go the Slabovian Fashion Week Album and cast your vote for your favourite fashion picture.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
Comrades.
Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack.
So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool!
Anyways.
Bye.
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As a Tractor Wheel Scraper you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Tractor Wheel Scrapers... go meet your comrades.
This week citizens are voting on the State-Approved Top Model entries. You must go the Slabovian Fashion Week Album and cast your vote for your favourite fashion picture.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...